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Seven Dollar Sex

August 9th, 2012 No comments

A  sweet old couple, both well into their 70′s, go to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’

The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual  intercourse?’

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.  When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..’

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Categories: Humor

Tips for men on how to cheat successfully

August 9th, 2012 No comments

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Choose the right place

When you meet your date, avoid choosing places that you have in common with your current partner. Go to another part of town, avoid high-risk public places where you could run into someone you know, even go to a nearby city.

Be careful online

Social networks are perfect for keeping in touch with your friends, but when it comes to lovers, you should keep them out of your public digital life. Set up a second e-mail account for all communication.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

The Black Bra

August 6th, 2012 No comments

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Raise yourself and your children…….

August 5th, 2012 No comments

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Raise yourself and your children, the Government is not in the business of nor responsible for raising people.

Categories: Humor, Kids, Men, women

How a new baby affects your sleeping patterns …

August 2nd, 2012 No comments

Categories: Humor, Kids

Shinbow Links

August 1st, 2012 No comments

  • 35 funny pictures (Dump A Day)
  • 19 funny pictures of goats (Vitamin-Ha)
  • Funny Knicks goodbye letter to Jeremy Lin (Turd Ferguson Blog)
  • Best of the Math Face meme (Smosh)
  • 9 craziest GPS stories (Oddee)
  • Zombies are better people than us (Eat Liver)
  • This is what happens when you try and catch a 75MPH dodgeball (College Poison)
  • Links to stuff (Funny, Cool & Sexy Links)
Categories: blogs, Humor

The world economy – by cows

July 30th, 2012 No comments

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want
three cows. Read more…

Categories: Animal, Humor

To realize the value of LIFE

July 26th, 2012 1 comment

Never look down on anybody, unless you’re helping them up.
Read quietly then send it back on its journey

To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

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