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Mixed Emotions

August 21st, 2012 No comments

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.

The husband turned to his wife and said, “That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time”.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

The Vasectomy

August 17th, 2012 No comments

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Anal Conception

August 16th, 2012 No comments
Categories: Fail, Humor, Men, Pictures, women, WTF

No Hope For the Human Race

August 13th, 2012 No comments

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Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, Pictures, women

Duck Face

August 10th, 2012 No comments

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Categories: Humor, Pictures, women

Seven Dollar Sex

August 9th, 2012 No comments

A  sweet old couple, both well into their 70′s, go to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’

The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual  intercourse?’

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.  When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..’

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Categories: Humor

Tips for men on how to cheat successfully

August 9th, 2012 No comments

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Choose the right place

When you meet your date, avoid choosing places that you have in common with your current partner. Go to another part of town, avoid high-risk public places where you could run into someone you know, even go to a nearby city.

Be careful online

Social networks are perfect for keeping in touch with your friends, but when it comes to lovers, you should keep them out of your public digital life. Set up a second e-mail account for all communication.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

The Black Bra

August 6th, 2012 No comments

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

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