A sweet old couple, both well into their 70′s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’
The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..’
Choose the right place
When you meet your date, avoid choosing places that you have in common with your current partner. Go to another part of town, avoid high-risk public places where you could run into someone you know, even go to a nearby city.
Be careful online
Social networks are perfect for keeping in touch with your friends, but when it comes to lovers, you should keep them out of your public digital life. Set up a second e-mail account for all communication.
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Read more…
Raise yourself and your children, the Government is not in the business of nor responsible for raising people.
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