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The world economy – by cows

July 30th, 2012 No comments

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want
three cows. Read more…

Categories: Animal, Humor

To realize the value of LIFE

July 26th, 2012 1 comment

Never look down on anybody, unless you’re helping them up.
Read quietly then send it back on its journey

To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Satisfied lover …

July 24th, 2012 No comments

Categories: Humor, Kids, NSFW, Pictures, women, WTF

Why wives all over are laughing and laughing …

July 19th, 2012 No comments

wives-laugh-laugh

Categories: Humor, Pictures, women

A couple of serious unanswered questions…

July 19th, 2012 No comments

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… But it’s only a ‘penny for
your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity? Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Cowboy Tombstone in Utah!

July 16th, 2012 No comments

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Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah!
I wonder if he died knowing he won the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women, WTF

They say these are facts

July 10th, 2012 1 comment

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is
Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position
with different women. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Funny Sex Mishaps

July 5th, 2012 No comments


Has something embarrassing ever happened to you, or him while in the sack?via

Red Eye
“One day my boyfriend and I were sneaking in some early morning action and I took a moment to come up for air. Unfortunately my boyfriend also chose this moment to orgasm without warning, shooting a steady stream into my eye. I don’t know what he had been eating but it felt like someone poured lemon juice in my eye. Read more…

Categories: Fail, Humor, Men, News, women

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