Sluts Hating Sluts
It’s great having a deaf wife, especially when it comes to having sex. To find out whether she’s feeling horny, I get her to pull my cock ‘twice for yes’ or ’140 times for no’.
One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class…
Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon…
Teacher : Wow !! what a choice…do you want her to be beautiful and
calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning…
This is why men don’t want to answer questions
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”