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Logical Assumptions

April 13th, 2012 No comments

Two freshman philosophy students see the following bulletin posted on the wall of their lecture hall:
Crash Course in Logical Assumptions
Saturday, September 26, 1998, All Day
Neither of them knows what it means and they are both curious. The pair decide to find the professor and ask some questions. When they locate the professor’s office, the bolder of the two enters the building while the other remains outside.

Student: "Uh…Sir..What does Crash Course in Logical Assumptions mean?"
Professor: "Well, it involves taking information that you have, forming assumptions using logic, and then creating new information. Let me try to answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?"

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

This Is The Only Way To Get An Atheist To Be Religious

April 12th, 2012 No comments

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Getting married?

April 5th, 2012 No comments

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What’s on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Links at random

April 3rd, 2012 No comments

  • Kenda Perez is MMA’s newest ring girl [CagePotato]
  • Vibrating panties cause car accident [BroMyGod]
  • Watch this creepy Dutch tree talk to kids [DogAndPonyShow]
  • Megan Fox is pregnant, look at her before tho [GuySpeed]
  • The many different levels of Asian over-achieving [CavemanCircus]
  • Kate Upton and another model debate who has a nicer ass [CollegePoison]
  • Man vs Goose [ReposDelight]
  • Sports relief delivers [RoughMag]
  • Shay Maria dancing in her bikini [QuiteInteresting]
  • 10 dreadful blunders you should avoid [ShaveMag]
  • People with terribly tattooed eyebrows [ForkParty]
  • Someone was unimpressed with the bartender [KillerFries]
  • Hotties in the wild [DoubleViking]
  • Game of Thrones characters as MLB franchises [Gunaxin]
  • LA Kings Ice Girl: Becky [LosersWithSocks]
  • Imogen Thomas is racked up and her cooch glows [NotSafeForWhat]
  • Karaoke in the back seat of a cop car [BobsBlitz]
  • Kelly Brook is a fallen angel [PickMeUpNews]
  • The Facebook version of you [ItMakesNoSense]
  • Drunk girl tries to make out with a tree [HeadBlitz]
Categories: blogs, Hot Girls, Humor, Pictures

Government job!!!

April 3rd, 2012 No comments

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Have you ever served in the military?”

“Yes,”  he says, “I was inIraqfor two years.”

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Categories: Humor, Men

The Latest Sex Research

April 2nd, 2012 No comments

It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Categories: Humor, Men, women

The difference between Campaigning and Voting

March 29th, 2012 No comments

While walking down the street one day a ‘Member of Parliament’ is
tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we’re not sure what to do with you.’
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

30 Types Of pussy

March 29th, 2012 24 comments

 

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1. Razor bump pussy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.

4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).

5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.

6. Lazy pussy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits. Read more…

Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, NSFW, women

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