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The difference between Campaigning and Voting

March 29th, 2012 No comments

While walking down the street one day a ‘Member of Parliament’ is
tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we’re not sure what to do with you.’
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

30 Types Of pussy

March 29th, 2012 23 comments

 

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1. Razor bump pussy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.

4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).

5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.

6. Lazy pussy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits. Read more…

Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, NSFW, women

Crude Sex Jokes

March 28th, 2012 No comments

Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. He didn’t have any arms.

Q. What’s the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. What’s gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. Cunt Stubble.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Wrong side of the bed

March 26th, 2012 No comments

Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two
novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes.
As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning ladies."

The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you"

But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Sneaky Deal!

March 19th, 2012 No comments

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Categories: Animal, Humor, Pictures

The awkward moment

March 16th, 2012 No comments

That awkward moment when you start telling a story and realize no one’s listening so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

Categories: Fail, Humor, News

Removing Gorillas …

March 16th, 2012 No comments

A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on
her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local game warden, who
arrived minutes later.

In one hand he held a shotgun, and in the other the leash of a fierce
Doberman pinscher. As they walked to the tree, the warden explained, "What’s
going to happen is that I go up the tree, throw the gorilla out, and the dog
clamps his teeth on the gorilla’s balls." The woman nodded and was surprised
when he handed her the gun. "You know how to use Read more…

Categories: Animal, Humor, women

Schools We Don’t want to Attend

March 15th, 2012 No comments

The Leona Helmsley School of Tax Preparation
The Mike Tyson Charm School
The William Kennedy Smith Dating Service
The Saddam Hussein Military Academy
The Charles Keating Chair in Business Ethics
The Don King Barber College
The Pee-wee Herman Advanced Sexuality Course
The Louis Farrakhan School of Diplomacy.

Categories: Humor

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