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April 3rd, 2012 No comments

  • Kenda Perez is MMA’s newest ring girl [CagePotato]
  • Vibrating panties cause car accident [BroMyGod]
  • Watch this creepy Dutch tree talk to kids [DogAndPonyShow]
  • Megan Fox is pregnant, look at her before tho [GuySpeed]
  • The many different levels of Asian over-achieving [CavemanCircus]
  • Kate Upton and another model debate who has a nicer ass [CollegePoison]
  • Man vs Goose [ReposDelight]
  • Sports relief delivers [RoughMag]
  • Shay Maria dancing in her bikini [QuiteInteresting]
  • 10 dreadful blunders you should avoid [ShaveMag]
  • People with terribly tattooed eyebrows [ForkParty]
  • Someone was unimpressed with the bartender [KillerFries]
  • Hotties in the wild [DoubleViking]
  • Game of Thrones characters as MLB franchises [Gunaxin]
  • LA Kings Ice Girl: Becky [LosersWithSocks]
  • Imogen Thomas is racked up and her cooch glows [NotSafeForWhat]
  • Karaoke in the back seat of a cop car [BobsBlitz]
  • Kelly Brook is a fallen angel [PickMeUpNews]
  • The Facebook version of you [ItMakesNoSense]
  • Drunk girl tries to make out with a tree [HeadBlitz]
Categories: blogs, Hot Girls, Humor, Pictures

Government job!!!

April 3rd, 2012 No comments

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Have you ever served in the military?”

“Yes,”  he says, “I was inIraqfor two years.”

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Categories: Humor, Men

The Latest Sex Research

April 2nd, 2012 No comments

It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Categories: Humor, Men, women

The difference between Campaigning and Voting

March 29th, 2012 No comments

While walking down the street one day a ‘Member of Parliament’ is
tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we’re not sure what to do with you.’
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

30 Types Of pussy

March 29th, 2012 23 comments

 

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1. Razor bump pussy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.

4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).

5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.

6. Lazy pussy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits. Read more…

Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, NSFW, women

Crude Sex Jokes

March 28th, 2012 No comments

Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. He didn’t have any arms.

Q. What’s the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. What’s gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. Cunt Stubble.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Wrong side of the bed

March 26th, 2012 No comments

Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two
novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes.
As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning ladies."

The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you"

But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Sneaky Deal!

March 19th, 2012 No comments

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Categories: Animal, Humor, Pictures

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