Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

40 Embarrassing Things That America Is The Best In The World At

March 8th, 2012 2 comments

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.

#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the most obese. Mexico is #2.

#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year – the most in the world.

#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.

#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do. Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.
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Categories: Humor

One night stand fucked up or fucked down?

March 6th, 2012 No comments

Ladies : Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few Cocktails .

They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on ‘I Will Survive,’ so you’re off on the dance floor .

After an hour or so, when ‘Heart of Glass’ has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group, for a rest and another Cocktail or Three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is Tangible Chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink . He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Rough jokes

March 6th, 2012 No comments

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by
turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole
thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!

The wife suggested I get myself one of those dick enlargers, so I
did…. she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy.

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
paedo and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I’m 50.
It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low
cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

March 4th, 2012 No comments

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It’s best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it’s best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It’s easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it’s usually not as much fun.

6. It’s usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It’s best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don’t need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Government grant

March 2nd, 2012 No comments

Government announced to pay men with 5 children a R15 000 grant. A man heard the news and said to his wife, Eunice! I have a kid with my other girlfriend so i am going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 and get the grant. When he came back he saw that only one of his kids was in the house, he asked where the other kids are. The wife replied, "You are not the only one who heard the news! Their fathers came to fetch them too!"

Categories: African, Humor

Links at Random

March 1st, 2012 No comments

  • I fixed it! [Roughmag]
  • A quick look at Heathow airport [TopCultured]
  • The best of Katsucon 2012 [GeeksAreSexy]
  • Playmate Jade Bryce likes to travel [GuySpeed]
  • Meat Farm: Epic Meal Time [BroMyGod]
  • I can sleep well knowing that The Ass Cream Ventor is in jail [H8torade]
  • 10 best farts in sports history [ItsAlwaysSunny]
  • Jayne Moore is jaw dropping hot [Brosome]
  • Tiger Woods $60-million bachelor pad [CollegePoison]
  • Miss COED: Ryn Scott [COEDMagazine]
  • Trailer of the year: Movie the Movie [CoolDudeStuff]
  • Is this Travelosity ad gay or poorly worded [ThunderTreats]
  • A sexy year on the red carpet for the Oscars [PickMeUp]
  • Megan Fox, because she’s hot [HollywoodTuna]
  • Morgan Freeman’s KFC commercial [CelebJihad]
  • Trampoline pool jump fail [Insane3steg]
  • Real life super man gets gored by bull [Funtasticus]
  • Top 20 YouTube athletes of all time [DogAndPonyShow]
  • Bulls star Joakim Noah turns 27, heres his girlfriend in a bikini [Guyism]
  • Kim Kardashian is better at modeling on Twitter [BlackSportsOnline]
  • Top 15 Hip-Hop albums of all time [GuysGab]
Categories: blogs, Humor

The Green Thing

February 26th, 2012 No comments

In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she
should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for
the environment.The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green
thing back in my day.”The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not
care enough to save our environment.”

She was right — our generation didn’t have the green thing in its day. Read more…

Categories: blogs, Humor, News, WTF

Difference between a mistress, girlfriend and wife.

February 26th, 2012 No comments

A young Indian boy asked his Grandfather, Gramps…. what is the difference between a mistress, girlfriend and wife.

The Grandfather replied, … a mistress is like honey, can’t eat too much because too sweet, you’ll get diabetes. Your girlfriend is like mutton curry and rice…. can only have some days otherwise cholesterol will go too high. The wife is like peanut butter & jam…. when you got nothing to eat, you eat that.

Categories: Humor, Kids, Men Jokes, women

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