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Schools We Don’t want to Attend

March 15th, 2012 No comments

The Leona Helmsley School of Tax Preparation
The Mike Tyson Charm School
The William Kennedy Smith Dating Service
The Saddam Hussein Military Academy
The Charles Keating Chair in Business Ethics
The Don King Barber College
The Pee-wee Herman Advanced Sexuality Course
The Louis Farrakhan School of Diplomacy.

Categories: Humor

Psychiatrist

March 13th, 2012 1 comment

Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week and I’ll cure you.” “How much do you charge?” “A hundred dollars per visit.” “I’ll think Read more…

Categories: Humor, News, WTF

Collection of ethnic jokes

March 13th, 2012 No comments

Q: What’s the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and an Italian woman?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish.

Q: What’s the difference between white and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start with, "Once upon a time…"
Black fairy tales start with, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain’t gonna
believe this shit!"

Q: Why did the Puerto Rican trade his wife for a garbage can?
A: Because the garbage can had a smaller hole, and it smelled better.

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Categories: Humor

5 Funniest Toilet Construction Disasters

March 12th, 2012 1 comment

Hey, at least you have some privacy.

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Categories: Fail, Humor, Pictures, WTF

Have you heard of Alcohoroscopes?

March 11th, 2012 No comments

Alcohoroscopes
What’s the future hold in store for your hangover tomorrow?

Alcohoroscopes
If it’s your Birthday today, what’s the future hold in store for your hangover tomorrow?

ARIES : Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don’t know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They’re sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk I as good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you — so long as you haven’t gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

40 Embarrassing Things That America Is The Best In The World At

March 8th, 2012 2 comments

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.

#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the most obese. Mexico is #2.

#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year – the most in the world.

#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.

#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do. Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.
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Categories: Humor

One night stand fucked up or fucked down?

March 6th, 2012 No comments

Ladies : Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few Cocktails .

They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on ‘I Will Survive,’ so you’re off on the dance floor .

After an hour or so, when ‘Heart of Glass’ has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group, for a rest and another Cocktail or Three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is Tangible Chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink . He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Rough jokes

March 6th, 2012 No comments

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by
turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole
thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!

The wife suggested I get myself one of those dick enlargers, so I
did…. she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy.

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
paedo and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I’m 50.
It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

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