Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Government grant

March 2nd, 2012 No comments

Government announced to pay men with 5 children a R15 000 grant. A man heard the news and said to his wife, Eunice! I have a kid with my other girlfriend so i am going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 and get the grant. When he came back he saw that only one of his kids was in the house, he asked where the other kids are. The wife replied, "You are not the only one who heard the news! Their fathers came to fetch them too!"

Categories: African, Humor

Links at Random

March 1st, 2012 No comments

  • I fixed it! [Roughmag]
  • A quick look at Heathow airport [TopCultured]
  • The best of Katsucon 2012 [GeeksAreSexy]
  • Playmate Jade Bryce likes to travel [GuySpeed]
  • Meat Farm: Epic Meal Time [BroMyGod]
  • I can sleep well knowing that The Ass Cream Ventor is in jail [H8torade]
  • 10 best farts in sports history [ItsAlwaysSunny]
  • Jayne Moore is jaw dropping hot [Brosome]
  • Tiger Woods $60-million bachelor pad [CollegePoison]
  • Miss COED: Ryn Scott [COEDMagazine]
  • Trailer of the year: Movie the Movie [CoolDudeStuff]
  • Is this Travelosity ad gay or poorly worded [ThunderTreats]
  • A sexy year on the red carpet for the Oscars [PickMeUp]
  • Megan Fox, because she’s hot [HollywoodTuna]
  • Morgan Freeman’s KFC commercial [CelebJihad]
  • Trampoline pool jump fail [Insane3steg]
  • Real life super man gets gored by bull [Funtasticus]
  • Top 20 YouTube athletes of all time [DogAndPonyShow]
  • Bulls star Joakim Noah turns 27, heres his girlfriend in a bikini [Guyism]
  • Kim Kardashian is better at modeling on Twitter [BlackSportsOnline]
  • Top 15 Hip-Hop albums of all time [GuysGab]
Categories: blogs, Humor

The Green Thing

February 26th, 2012 No comments

In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she
should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for
the environment.The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green
thing back in my day.”The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not
care enough to save our environment.”

She was right — our generation didn’t have the green thing in its day. Read more…

Categories: blogs, Humor, News, WTF

Difference between a mistress, girlfriend and wife.

February 26th, 2012 No comments

A young Indian boy asked his Grandfather, Gramps…. what is the difference between a mistress, girlfriend and wife.

The Grandfather replied, … a mistress is like honey, can’t eat too much because too sweet, you’ll get diabetes. Your girlfriend is like mutton curry and rice…. can only have some days otherwise cholesterol will go too high. The wife is like peanut butter & jam…. when you got nothing to eat, you eat that.

Categories: Humor, Kids, Men Jokes, women

Links at Random

February 25th, 2012 No comments

  • DMX Doesnt Like Drake’s Face [Turdfergusonblog]
  • 8 mind blowing earthquake before and after pictures [SurvialGoods]
  • Lets play some Ghetto Ball [LifeInDaGhetto]
  • Check out the chick behind the news anchor [SayOMG]
  • Kylie Minogue is in Style Magazine [RoughMagazine]
  • Skateboarder gets hit by a truck [BuzzerBeat]
  • Jamie McMurray interview where he talks about Danica Patrick[MankindUnplugged]
  • American Reunion full trailer [QIDaily]
  • Jennifer Stanos knows how to use her cell phone [CollegePoison]
  • Chris Brown: Butt Pirate [ReposDelight]
  • Let me show you the dance of the Dragonborn [TheDailyWhat]
  • Quick thinking fisherman [StuffIStoleFromTheInternet]
  • Famous Canadians [FunFused]
  • China may love basketball, but they suck at it [ItsAlwaysSunny]
  • Sasha Baron Cohn and 6 other Oscar controversies [ScreenJunkie]
  • How to party with 40 celebrities [WildAmmo]
  • A night in Tokyo with Rampage Jackson [CagePotato]
  • Tulisa Contostavlos sweet bikini pictures [SpeedMonkey]
  • Jessica Clarke is the girl next door [NotSafeForWhat]
Categories: blogs, Humor

The Gentlemen

February 23rd, 2012 No comments

It’s Not Always Nice to be Nice


Categories: blogs, Fail, Humor, Men Jokes, News

Husband Is Missing

February 23rd, 2012 No comments

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.” The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”

Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, News, women

Virginity Test

February 23rd, 2012 No comments

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..’

The man was astonished and asked, ‘So what do I do with these?’

The doctor replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’, you hit her head with the shovel.’…. .

Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

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