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Wedding Of The Year

October 1st, 2011 1 comment

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
University of Botswana. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took
the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their Wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and groom’s families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

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Categories: Humor, News

25 Reasons why men should have dogs and not wives

September 28th, 2011 1 comment

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog’s parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

Three pastors

September 27th, 2011 No comments

"I can do all things through Jesus Christ who strengthens me"

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing
after a busy Sunday.

They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the
time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little
response from  the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said  "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like  this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other  with  our weaknesses".

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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes

Life before computers

September 26th, 2011 No comments

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
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Categories: Humor

I don’t regret my past I just regret the time I’ve wasted with the wrong people!

September 24th, 2011 No comments

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Categories: Humor, WTF

Poll: Dirty Mind Test!!!!!!?

September 23rd, 2011 2 comments

1.What word starts with a ‘C’ and ends with a ‘T’. It is harry on the outsideĀ  and moist on the inside.

2. What do you see when u look at ‘apenisinmymouth’

3. What four letter word start with ‘F’ ends with ‘K’ and if you cant get get one you can use your fingers.

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Categories: Humor

Difference between men and women

September 22nd, 2011 No comments

men and women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

Courtroom Testimony! Crazy Comments & Questions That Will Make You LOL!!

September 22nd, 2011 No comments

IFWT-COURTROOM-TESTIMONY

Categories: Fail, Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

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