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Life before computers

September 26th, 2011 No comments

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
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Categories: Humor

I don’t regret my past I just regret the time I’ve wasted with the wrong people!

September 24th, 2011 No comments

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Categories: Humor, WTF

Poll: Dirty Mind Test!!!!!!?

September 23rd, 2011 2 comments

1.What word starts with a ‘C’ and ends with a ‘T’. It is harry on the outside  and moist on the inside.

2. What do you see when u look at ‘apenisinmymouth’

3. What four letter word start with ‘F’ ends with ‘K’ and if you cant get get one you can use your fingers.

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Categories: Humor

Difference between men and women

September 22nd, 2011 No comments

men and women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

Courtroom Testimony! Crazy Comments & Questions That Will Make You LOL!!

September 22nd, 2011 No comments

IFWT-COURTROOM-TESTIMONY

Categories: Fail, Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

A touching story on marriage

September 21st, 2011 No comments

My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.

Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.

I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings, I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband, is my complete opposite, his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about love.

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Categories: Humor, Men, Men Jokes, News, women

Hot and Cold Sex

September 20th, 2011 No comments

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: ‘You appear to be
in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me about?’

‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After my wife and I have sex, I’m
usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second
time, I’m usually hot and sweaty.”

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Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

What a girl wants a guy to do?

September 17th, 2011 2 comments

What a girl wants a guy to do:
•   Give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in
•   Leave her cute text notes
•   Kiss her in front of your friends
•   Tell her she looks beautiful
•   Look into her eyes when you talk to her
•   Just walk around with her
•   Forgive her for her mistakes Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, Men Jokes, women

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