Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

The Boyfriend

October 11th, 2011 No comments

After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy
notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed.

He begins to worry. ” Is this your ex-husband?” he nervously asks.

” No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.

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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

Todays top links

October 7th, 2011 No comments

  • Amanda Cerny is in her bikini that is all you need to know [TwitPicOfTheDay]
  • Nancy Grace farts on live TV [GodBlessTheInternet]
  • Lucy Pinder is this week’s dudette of the month [CoolDudeStuff]
  • Ricks Cabaret girl Valentina is a sexy school girl [ReposDelight]
  • Jennifer Aniston saves this movie with her sex appeal [iBlackedOut]
  • Photos that are guaranteed to make you laugh [GuysGab]
  • Red October has arrived [UberGnome]
  • Nothing like a wedding photo fail [Funtasticus]
  • Eriana White looks like a dirty little minx [BugeHoobs]
  • 20 examples of snakes killing stuff [RegretfulMorning]
  • Mapping zombies [TIFR]
  • Ass Wednesday! [turdfergusonblog]
  • Dude in the Phillipines gets a lot of plastic surgery to look like Superman[BarstoolSports]
  • 20 pictures of Holly Peers in Nuts Magazine [NotSafeForWhat]
  • 77 of the sexiest smiles [COEDMagazine]
  • Am I in love or am I high [Nerve]
  • Hope Solo gets naked for ESPN [CallingItLikeItIs]

Categories: blogs, Humor

Woman and Public Toilets

October 5th, 2011 No comments

When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place.

Once it’s your turn,you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle.

You get in to find the door won’t lock.It doesn’t matter. The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone’s Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook,if there were one, but there isn’t – so you carefully but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance."

In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You’d love to sit down, but you certainly hadn’t taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance."

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Categories: Humor, women

Wedding Of The Year

October 1st, 2011 1 comment

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
University of Botswana. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took
the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their Wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and groom’s families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

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Categories: Humor, News

25 Reasons why men should have dogs and not wives

September 28th, 2011 1 comment

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog’s parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

Three pastors

September 27th, 2011 No comments

"I can do all things through Jesus Christ who strengthens me"

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing
after a busy Sunday.

They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the
time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little
response from  the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said  "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like  this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other  with  our weaknesses".

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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes

Life before computers

September 26th, 2011 No comments

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
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Categories: Humor

I don’t regret my past I just regret the time I’ve wasted with the wrong people!

September 24th, 2011 No comments

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Categories: Humor, WTF

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