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South African cops

August 28th, 2011 No comments

You will never win with South African cops if they want a bribe, A Pastor was driving at around 2.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint. The obviously soaked policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.

The policeman had nothing to ask again,in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night, if you happen to get an accident now, who is going to tell your people?"

The startled Pastor replied: I’m not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael, Angel Michael and five angels are with me here.

The police man said: "I then charge you for overload!

Categories: Humor

Husband describing his wife

August 26th, 2011 No comments

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly, then said:

"You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks: "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said:

"Oh, that’s so lovely. …. What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I’m Just Kidding…!"

His left eye is still swollen……….but the doctor has informed him that he is likely to see things much clearer in the future…

Categories: Fail, Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

2 women in heaven

August 24th, 2011 No comments

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

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Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

Men are hard to please

August 23rd, 2011 No comments

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON’T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OF;
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Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

Why men wear earrings?

August 19th, 2011 No comments

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in ‘fashion sense.’

The man walks up to him and says, ‘I didn’t know you were into earrings.’

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Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

lmao,Sipho

August 19th, 2011 No comments

Sipho is working for a massive construction company, and his boss is white. Sipho always gets in trouble with his boss and his boss always swears him.

Sipho decides to lay a complaint .So he goes to comrade Zuma’s office.

Zuma tells him, “He cannot treat u lyk dis,doesn’t he know things r changed in my country?”

So dey decide to go together to confront Sipho’s boss. Sipho points out hisboss to Zuma.

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Categories: Humor

Different Types of Husbands and Wives

August 17th, 2011 No comments

The Four Posible Husbands and The Four Posible Wives

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Cheating Problem!!!!

August 11th, 2011 No comments

Wife was sure that her husband was cheating on her with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn’t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach, & went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the maid’s bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her… When he finished & still panting, the wife said: You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you? & switched on the light… No madam, Said the gardener …

Categories: Hot Girls, Humor, Men Jokes

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