An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out! Read more…
What can we say, some human beings are special. But without them life would be a lot less funny and more boring. So we salute you who have no common sense – keep up the good work.
Qualities that a man look for in a woman (1)truthful
(2)intelligent
(3) gentle
(4)humble
(5)tolerent
(6)polite
(7) understanding
(8) sexy
(9) smart
(10)youthful…
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An embarrassed couple have quit their jobs after their explicit emails about their love life became an internet sensation.
Melanie Anderson, a receptionist at an oil industry services company in Aberdeen, accidentally forwarded the intimate exchange with fiance Eric Knisz to their entire office.
It happened when she sent a short email to her colleagues at Integrated Subsea Services (ISS) Ltd to tell them that the sandwich van was outside. Read more…
We’re convinced that extreme sex positions were created to make us common folk feel like we are failing at sexual intercourse and therefore, life. We’re all for adventure and experimentation in the bedroom, but does that have to involve getting penetrated while standing on your head? We think not. Considering that the longest we’ve ever held a headstand in yoga class was for, oh, about five breaths (and that was while balancing against the wall after months of practice), we don’t think we’ll be engaging in upside-down-sex anytime soon.
Check out a breakdown of 12 sexual positions that we know are completely impossible and why.
Sexual dysfunction is far from uncommon in men and women. Despite dissatisfaction among 43 percent of women, only 10 percent report it. What of the rest? They’re what researchers have dubbed “happily dysfunctional.”
I don’t buy it, though. First, we should account for women who are just too embarrassed to seek help. I have no idea what percent that is, but I’m confident it’s a sizable swath of women not reporting problems. Now we should acknowledge, and to be fair so do researchers, that sexual dysfunction in women is not nearly as clear cut as it is in men. If men have erectile dysfunction then they can’t have sex, but a lack of desire (the usual suspect for women) does not necessarily prevent sex.
Could these women just not care? Find out below.
A dog asks a cat : Why do u always hide when having sex ????????
Cat replies:u want people to steal my styles like they stole yours?, NEVER!!!!;)
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