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11 year old at university

August 29th, 2013 No comments

An 11-year-old aspiring physicist and “Star Wars” fan has become the youngest student ever in the history of Texas Christian University.

Carson Huey-Yu graduated in May as a co-valedictorian from the Accommodated Learning
Academy in Grapevine when he was still 10, the Fort Worth Star Telegram reported.
His mother drives him to TCU in Fort Worth from their home in Southlake  after dropping his younger brother at school and then spends the day on campus with him. Claretta Huey-Yu said her son, still less than 5 feet tall, needs help with his backpack. “It weighs more than he does,” she said. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Kids, News, WTF

Shower thoughts

August 28th, 2013 No comments

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There’s a great thoughts called shower thoughts, that compiles the kind of questions and observations you’d only arrive at a midst the serene emptiness that is your shower. It’s the one place void of distractions enough to let your mind wander into there-is-no-box territory.In other words,Its high ideas.

Categories: blogs, Humor, Men, Pictures, women

Dating Rules For African Girls

August 27th, 2013 No comments

Dating_RulesI stumbled upon a blogger (blog name: asiwassayin) who had written a post on his blog to clear some facts about how dating should work. He says he’s been on many dates and have noted some differences with different girls, and have compiled a short list for his ‘black sisters’ to use when on dates.

DATING RULES:

      • When you are happily in a relationship, you do not accept dinner invites from boys who clearly have a romantic interest in you. The last thing a boy wants to hear after he spent a grand on a first date is this, ‘I have a boyfriend’.

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      Categories: Advice, Humor, women

      The Spoon – Improving Efficiency

      August 16th, 2013 No comments

      A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organisation.
      Very Impressive!

      Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place’ and
      noticed that the waiter who took our order, carried a spoon in his shirt
      pocket.

      It seemed a little strange.
      When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also
      had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Read more…

      Categories: Humor

      Suicide Prevention

      August 15th, 2013 No comments

      A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

      A passing hobo stops and says, “since you’re about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we have sex first?”

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      Categories: Humor, Men

      Is it just me or…

      August 14th, 2013 No comments

      When a girl gets a vibrator, it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun.

      BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with a 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he’s called a pervert!

      Categories: Humor, Men

      Young Lovers

      August 5th, 2013 No comments

      Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

      Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

      Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Bruce, you are only 10.. Where will you two live?”

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      Categories: Humor, Kids

      You’re Not on a Date With a Cell Phone

      July 31st, 2013 No comments

      mya-phoneGiven that we live in a world where even poor farmers in Africa have cell phones, it’s understandable that we take these devices with us everywhere. They’ve become a part of us. And yet, they have no place at a dinner table with your date – and this goes both ways.

      Actually talking on the phone isn’t really as much of a problem as it used to be, but this activity has been replaced by one that’s even more annoying: texting. If you’re looking at your phone more than you’re looking at the girl, you’re doing it wrong. Fortunately, this is something most guys can understand, since it’s usually the girl they’re with that’s attached their face to a cell phone.

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      Categories: Advice, Humor, Men

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