A woman was having sex

A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ? Wife : This is a robot i bought to have sex with
when you are traveling….
Husband : Okay.. Lets have sex now….
Wife : No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and
make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the Contine reading

Girl power

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you
first. Contine reading

11 year old at university

An 11-year-old aspiring physicist and “Star Wars” fan has become the youngest student ever in the history of Texas Christian University.

Carson Huey-Yu graduated in May as a co-valedictorian from the Accommodated Learning
Academy in Grapevine when he was still 10, the Fort Worth Star Telegram reported.
His mother drives him to TCU in Fort Worth from their home in Southlake  after dropping his younger brother at school and then spends the day on campus with him. Claretta Huey-Yu said her son, still less than 5 feet tall, needs help with his backpack. “It weighs more than he does,” she said. Contine reading

Shower thoughts

shower_thoughts

There’s a great thoughts called shower thoughts, that compiles the kind of questions and observations you’d only arrive at a midst the serene emptiness that is your shower. It’s the one place void of distractions enough to let your mind wander into there-is-no-box territory.In other words,Its high ideas.

Dating Rules For African Girls

Dating_RulesI stumbled upon a blogger (blog name: asiwassayin) who had written a post on his blog to clear some facts about how dating should work. He says he’s been on many dates and have noted some differences with different girls, and have compiled a short list for his ‘black sisters’ to use when on dates.

DATING RULES:

      • When you are happily in a relationship, you do not accept dinner invites from boys who clearly have a romantic interest in you. The last thing a boy wants to hear after he spent a grand on a first date is this, ‘I have a boyfriend’.

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