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Girl power

September 18th, 2013 No comments

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you
first. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

husbands nightmare

September 14th, 2013 No comments

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open,
as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Malema does it again

September 12th, 2013 No comments

During the exam Malema kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet his teacher saw him doing dat& thoutht he was copying. * when collecting paper after the exam*

Lecturer: I’m gonna minus 10 marks.
Malema: why sir?…
Lecturer: for copying Read more…

Categories: African, Humor

11 year old at university

August 29th, 2013 No comments

An 11-year-old aspiring physicist and “Star Wars” fan has become the youngest student ever in the history of Texas Christian University.

Carson Huey-Yu graduated in May as a co-valedictorian from the Accommodated Learning
Academy in Grapevine when he was still 10, the Fort Worth Star Telegram reported.
His mother drives him to TCU in Fort Worth from their home in Southlake  after dropping his younger brother at school and then spends the day on campus with him. Claretta Huey-Yu said her son, still less than 5 feet tall, needs help with his backpack. “It weighs more than he does,” she said. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Kids, News, WTF

Shower thoughts

August 28th, 2013 No comments

shower_thoughts

There’s a great thoughts called shower thoughts, that compiles the kind of questions and observations you’d only arrive at a midst the serene emptiness that is your shower. It’s the one place void of distractions enough to let your mind wander into there-is-no-box territory.In other words,Its high ideas.

Categories: blogs, Humor, Men, Pictures, women

Dating Rules For African Girls

August 27th, 2013 No comments

Dating_RulesI stumbled upon a blogger (blog name: asiwassayin) who had written a post on his blog to clear some facts about how dating should work. He says he’s been on many dates and have noted some differences with different girls, and have compiled a short list for his ‘black sisters’ to use when on dates.

DATING RULES:

      • When you are happily in a relationship, you do not accept dinner invites from boys who clearly have a romantic interest in you. The last thing a boy wants to hear after he spent a grand on a first date is this, ‘I have a boyfriend’.

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      Categories: Advice, Humor, women

      The Spoon – Improving Efficiency

      August 16th, 2013 No comments

      A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organisation.
      Very Impressive!

      Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place’ and
      noticed that the waiter who took our order, carried a spoon in his shirt
      pocket.

      It seemed a little strange.
      When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also
      had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Read more…

      Categories: Humor

      Suicide Prevention

      August 15th, 2013 No comments

      A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

      A passing hobo stops and says, “since you’re about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we have sex first?”

      Read more…

      Categories: Humor, Men

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