A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.  The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Read more…

Call it beef, Call it gripe, Call it chip on my shoulder, Call it whatever, I just don’t get what this obsession with letting people be is. Especially if they are over thirty (30).

My point: There are a couple of people out there who are having a time of their lives, doing whatever they choose, without conforming to societal norms. Simply put, they are living their lives.

My issue is that you then find a lot of supposedly young people dissing them, calling them bo aunty and bo malume, who should act their age and stay at home. Really!!

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Among the reasons already known and which can cause a mild intellectual irritation are: because they want to, because they can, because they cannot help it …. Any woman, no matter how sexy and attractive is, can be cheated on at a point.

And still: why do men cheat?

Do they have any excuse, any pretext, an answer that is not impertinent that he could give to you so that you can alchemize your struggling in compassion?

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1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way you look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

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Summer has ended and school has started up once again. The thrill of seeing your friends again has worn out, and you’re bored, possibly to the death. The following is a list of conquering this boredom in school.

1. Only speak duck (quack constantly).

2. Pretend you’re Paul Revere and run through the halls screaming, "The British are coming, the British are coming!"

3. Answer all your teacher’s questions in third person. Example: "Bob thinks that EMC2 was created by Einstein.

4. During lunch have your lunch table break out into random Disney songs.

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Date night was fun, the sex was great and now you’re cuddling. You mind starts drifting to your happy place and you start telling her about the new racer bike you saw in the window display.

Suddenly she seems annoyed and you have no idea why. But it’s clear your night has gone pear-shaped. Where did it all go wrong? According to yourtango.com you might have made one of the following mistakes:

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This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!!

Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio .
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I’ve ever written.
My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short – enjoy it.

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Dear Manager,

Thank you for your letter of April 25th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your company.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

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