One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class…
Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon…
Teacher : Wow !! what a choice…do you want her to be beautiful and
calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning…
The teacher, during an English lesson, asked the students: "Now tell me. What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Little Johnny in the back bench replied: "A teacher."
The 17-year-old girl was held up by an armed man and his accomplice, and dragged into bushes on Saturday, Lieutenant-Colonel Leonard Hlathi said.
The man with the gun told his partner to fetch alcohol and some friends to gang rape the girl. He then forcefully undressed her and began to rape her.
"In the process, the suspect tried to kiss the victim, but she bit off his tongue and ran to nearby houses for help," Hlathi said.
Police were alerted, tracked down the man and arrested him.
The suspect is being kept under police guard in hospital and is expected to appear in the Kabokweni Magistrate’s Court when he is discharged.
A young Indian boy asked his Grandfather, Gramps…. what is the difference between a mistress, girlfriend and wife.
The Grandfather replied, … a mistress is like honey, can’t eat too much because too sweet, you’ll get diabetes. Your girlfriend is like mutton curry and rice…. can only have some days otherwise cholesterol will go too high. The wife is like peanut butter & jam…. when you got nothing to eat, you eat that.