A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?”

He says, “I don’t know.”

She holds up a finger and says, “That big?”

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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

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 A Brazilian student is auctioning off her virginity to raise cash to build homes for poverty-stricken families.

Catarina Migliorini, 20, is set to plough the money into a fund to build modern houses for the needy in her home state of Santa Catarina.

The student will be followed every step of the way by an Australian film crew for a documentary film called Virgins Wanted.

She told Folha newspaper: “I saw this as a business. I have the opportunity to travel, to be part of a movie and get a bonus with it.

“If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a    phototgrapher.

“The auction is just business, I’m a romantic girl at heart and believe in love. But this will make a big difference to my area.” Read more…

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A man goes into a bar and drinks beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the waiter asks him why after every glass of beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it

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Why it’s better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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