A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.
“Well,” said the clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to give blowjobs!”
“Blowjobs!” the woman replied.
Art in the form of vaginas of 400 different women will sound like music to the ears of most men. However, this project is definitely not created with a pornographic or sexual approach. British artist Jamie McCartney made 10 panels called “The Great Wall of Vagina ‘. The premise of McCartney’s project is to make the most intimate place of the woman more understandable with this wall.
Jamie made molds of the vaginas of women between 18 and 76 years. Among others, they include twins and transgender women. Women are often confused about their vagina, because they think it looks different: with this project he demonstrates that vaginas are as different as faces. McCartney hopes that his work will help to stop the increasing growth of labia corrections in recent years.
Many women find very large penises intimidating and scary. Some may even avoid intercourse for fear of being hurt. What can you do?
Consider these tips:
- Be open with your partner. Ask your partner for feedback, every step of the way. Reassure your partner that you won’t do anything they don’t feel comfortable with. Read more…
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don’t exist. He’s busy vacuuming now.
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife in unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry’s bar?”
Here is a list of sexy tips for the daring couple or outrageously sexy suggestions to get on down and do the dirty…
1. Have sex in a public place – but be discreet. The last thing you want to do when you phone for bail is explain why you got arrested in the first place. Find a quiet spot in the mountains, from where you can see people approaching in all directions. Or slip into your hotel swimming pool at night, find a sheltered spot on the beach far away from the maddening crowds, or hey – pop into restaurant toilets or your office lift for a quickie.
The rush you get from anticipating being caught in the act is likely to lead to a passionate all-nighter.
Ever been caught in the act or had to explain your way out of a rather, er, sticky situation?Here is a list of funny sex mishaps.
“My boyfriend and I were taking a road trip and were driving through a long stretch of what were mostly empty fields. With no scenery to look at and a couple days on the road behind us we were running out of things to talk about and starting to get on each other’s nerves.
So we figured the roads were empty, the weather was good…why not have a bit of fun?
So I unbuckled my seat belt, leaned over and got to work.
Gerald Rogers had just finalised his divorce the night he wrote a blog post giving advice on how to have a successful marriage. The post has gone viral and within eleven days after being posted, the article had received over 2 million views.
Here are his 20 marriage tips everyone needs know.
- Never stop courting. Never stop dating. NEVER EVER take that woman for granted.
- Protect your own heart, there is a special place in your heart where no one must enter except for your wife.
- Fall in love over and over and over again.
- Always see the best in her. Read more…