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Good News for Poker Fans! Try 888poker

December 23rd, 2013 No comments

Are you a true poker fan? Maybe you always wanted to use your poker skills for big wins. In any case, here is good news for all you poker fans. 888 is an online platform where you can enjoy a variety of poker games with players from across the world. These pioneering online poker games offer safe and secured poker gaming experience to over 10 million registered users. Read on to know more about this new online game. Read more…

Categories: Advice, Commercials, Men, women

Be Careful What You Say

December 11th, 2013 No comments

A couple had been married 15 years.

One afternoon they were working in the garden together.

As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, “Hey honey, you’re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it’s as big as the gas grill now.”

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured the grill and then measured his wife’s butt.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Affair with secretary

December 10th, 2013 No comments

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

My first Condom

December 6th, 2013 No comments

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’ Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight

December 5th, 2013 No comments

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!”

She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Bullfrogs vs Blowjobs

December 2nd, 2013 1 comment

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.
“Well,” said the clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to give blowjobs!”

“Blowjobs!” the woman replied.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

400 Vaginas On the Wall

December 1st, 2013 No comments

Art in the form of vaginas of 400 different women will sound like music to the ears of most men. However, this project is definitely not created with a pornographic or sexual approach. British artist Jamie McCartney made ​​10 panels called “The Great Wall of Vagina ‘. The premise of McCartney’s project is to make the most intimate place of the woman more understandable with this wall.

Jamie made molds of the vaginas of women between 18 and 76 years. Among others, they include twins and transgender women. Women are often confused about their vagina, because they think it looks different: with this project he demonstrates that vaginas are as different as faces. McCartney hopes that his work will help to stop the increasing growth of labia corrections in recent years.

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Categories: Men, News, women

Sex tips for large penises

November 26th, 2013 No comments

large_penisMany women find very large penises intimidating and scary. Some may even avoid intercourse for fear of being hurt. What can you do?

Consider these tips:

- Be open with your partner. Ask your partner for feedback, every step of the way. Reassure your partner that you won’t do anything they don’t feel comfortable with. Read more…

Categories: Advice, Men, women

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