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Weird things men like in women

December 31st, 2013 No comments

Sometimes daring to be a little different can really help you out. Being like everyone else never pays out in a great way. Men like women who are different, so much so that many a times, the weird things that you do, can attract them majorly. The likes and dislikes of the two sexes differ in approach. So, here are some of the weird and surprising things that attracts men in women.

1. No make-up: Oops. Sorry girl. There’s a great chance that your guy hasn’t even noticed your smokey eyes or the new bronzer on your face. Save money and turn him on! Read more…

Categories: Advice, Men, women

Top reasons why men cheat

December 30th, 2013 No comments

cheatingWhat makes men cheat? Dr Kamal Khurana,relationship counselor, dug through past research on male infidelity, and has even counseled couples and has arrived at the conclusion that most answers are from the wife’s point of view. Here, some of his findings:

1. Disturbance in the marriage as the primary reason
When there are regular fights at home with his wife, which are left unresolved, a pattern sets in wherein he continues to be unhappy and ‘disturbed’. In this kind of a scenario, either he can fight or he can flee. When he looks for an affair, he is looking to flee from dealing with the issues in the marriage, and be comfortable with that ‘other person’. It is telling oneself that the problems do not affect anyone and life can continue in a better way with a parallel support. Read more…

Categories: Advice, Men

Good News for Poker Fans! Try 888poker

December 23rd, 2013 No comments

Are you a true poker fan? Maybe you always wanted to use your poker skills for big wins. In any case, here is good news for all you poker fans. 888 is an online platform where you can enjoy a variety of poker games with players from across the world. These pioneering online poker games offer safe and secured poker gaming experience to over 10 million registered users. Read on to know more about this new online game. Read more…

Categories: Advice, Commercials, Men, women

Be Careful What You Say

December 11th, 2013 No comments

A couple had been married 15 years.

One afternoon they were working in the garden together.

As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, “Hey honey, you’re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it’s as big as the gas grill now.”

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured the grill and then measured his wife’s butt.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Affair with secretary

December 10th, 2013 No comments

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

My first Condom

December 6th, 2013 No comments

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’ Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight

December 5th, 2013 No comments

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!”

She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Bullfrogs vs Blowjobs

December 2nd, 2013 1 comment

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.
“Well,” said the clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to give blowjobs!”

“Blowjobs!” the woman replied.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

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