A man in the US flies into a rage and drives his car into his own front room after allegedly discovering his wife had been unfaithful Read more…
Never to do it with a single woman. Instead, date a married woman who has just as much reason to keep your affair a secret as you do.
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ? Wife : This is a robot i bought to have sex with
when you are traveling….
Husband : Okay.. Lets have sex now….
Wife : No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and
make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the Read more…
1. A girl who visits you without an appointment=off side
2.One night stand= free kick
3. Sex without a condom= in direct kick
4.unplanned pregnancy= relegation
5.condom=goal keeper Read more…
JOHANNESBURG – A woman appeared in the Meadowlands Magistrate’s Court after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis, Gauteng police said on Monday.
The woman caught her boyfriend with another woman on Sunday and ordered them to strip naked, said Constable Sibusiso Chauke. Read more…
SAO PAULO – A Brazilian woman cut off her husband’s penis after she caught him cheating on her with a man, a report said Friday.
Upon learning of her husband’s indiscretion, the woman did not act at first but days later proposed a sex game during which she tied him to their bed.
As he lay still, she cut off his penis with a serrated knife, the G1 website of Globo television reported. Read more…
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.
Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you
first. Read more…
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open,
as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Read more…