Modern Marriage
February 21st, 2012 No comments
Soooooooooooooooo profound lol
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Waiting for the perfect man…
February 14th, 2012 No comments
Understanding Gender Differences
February 11th, 2012 No comments
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”
“Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“lacomputadora”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; Read more…
Interpreting Dreams
February 11th, 2012 No comments
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?"
"You’ll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"
Top 6 Lies Married Men Tell Their Mistresses?
February 10th, 2012 No comments
- I don’t love my wife.
We are going through a hard time and I will soon be separating. That’s a LIE. Men don’t advertise leaving home to the other woman. If they are really in a bad relationship, most of them just find a place to go and leave. This is the type of conversation they have with their wives, but this is the line where they get you hooked, because you do believe that this is going to happen. Warning: Don’t believe it. If he means it, wait until he actually does it and then start dating him.
Things You Should Not Say About Your Ex
February 10th, 2012 1 comment
Like it or not but the talks about the EX sometimes may comes up, whether it is because of your date is asking you about it, or there is something he/she does which reminds you of your ex. Actually, it is okay if you want to talk about your ex, but NEVER talk about these matters:
He/she broke my heart. In fact your ex might break your heart, but keep it to yourself. It was in the past. If you tell your date about your ex, and worse, in a very sad way, your date may think that you still love your ex more than him/her.
WTF WAS HE THINKING
February 5th, 2012 1 comment
George Bush’s 50 worst bloopers
1. “The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”
2. “If you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness.”
3. “Justice ought to be fair.”
4. “If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.”
5. “Reading is the basics for all learning.”
6. “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
7. “The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?”
8. “September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It’s a day I will never forget.”
9. “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
10. “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.” Read more…
Thoughtful Scotsman
February 1st, 2012 No comments
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was going out to the pub?
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Margaret – put your hat and coat on lassie."
She replied, "Aw Jock that’s nice – are you taking me to the pub with you?"
"Naw", Jock replied, "A’m switchin’ the central heatin’ off while a’m oot."