Sex is just like a payslip
December 14th, 2011 No comments
SEX is just like a payslip we don’t really speak about it …… because maybe your friend gets paid more than you!!
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How to Play Hard to Get
December 10th, 2011 No comments
Make sure the person you are about to flirt with is a potential mate and worth your time. The object is to get involved with the person, not make them think you are interested and then ditch them.
Give out your phone number, but only after being asked two or three times. Reply with an "I don’t know" or "How do I know you’ll even call?" When the person calls, decide when you want to answer and when you want to return their call.
Act disinterested, even if you are writhing with anticipation on the inside. You want to come off as a challenge, not an easy target.
Why Men And Women Can’t Just Be Friends
December 9th, 2011 No comments
A Utah State student set out to ask every person in the school’s library if men and women could be just friends. Let’s just say that their responses were split and telling.
What A Coincidence
December 5th, 2011 No comments
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25 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do
December 2nd, 2011 1 comment
- Know how to make you smile when you are down.
- Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
- Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
- Give you the remote control during the game.
- Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
- Play with your hair.
- His hands always find yours.
- Be cute when he really wants something.
- Offer you plenty of massages.
Know Your Priorities
November 30th, 2011 No comments
Today,s Quickie
November 29th, 2011 No comments
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you