Sex is weird for guys. We have simple tastes and simple needs that seem to require minimal upkeep. Hell, for that matter, we barely require attention or even presence. Most men could have sex inside our local zoo’s poisonous snake exhibit and not give it a second thought until after the orgasm, when we’re prying puff adders off of our balls and screaming for antivenom. From this perspective, it’s almost impossible for us to understand it when a woman loses the mood. How? What’s wrong with her? Is she a prude?
Before we go jumping to that conclusion, it’s probably best to first turn those accusations inward. Because until you learn these basics, there’s a good chance she’s going to run out of excuses and just fake her own death to avoid your dong.
- The Redneck rocket launcher (Turd Ferguson Blog)
- Funny photos taken at just the right moment (Think Nice)
- I want one of these for Christmas (Found Shit)
- Grumpy Cat meets Angry Cat (Eat Liver)
- 40 funny animal pictures (Izismile)
- Dancing with turkey on head (Attack Of The GIF)
- As a child I was proficient at this instrument (Haha Stop)
- Angry Cat hates Christmas (Dump A Day)
- Attention whoring (Demotivationals 4 U)
I totally see what’s going on here….nice dancing move
Mercedes-AMG has unveiled the most extreme version of the SLS – the SLS AMG Black Series. The company will showcase the car at the upcoming LA Auto Show 2012.
AMG has tuned the already fabulous 6.2-litre V8 engine to now produce 622PS, up from the previous 583PS with a drop in torque by 14Nm.
The lesser torque has not affected the 0-100 times though with Mercedes claiming an improved 3.6 seconds and a top whack of 315kmph.
Uprated ceramic brakes with twin rotors provide the stopping force for this 1550kg beast.