The below hotties get the thumbs up from us and salute to your fellow beer drinking chicks!
You can thank me later. Just make sure you wash your hands afterwards.
Sex is weird for guys. We have simple tastes and simple needs that seem to require minimal upkeep. Hell, for that matter, we barely require attention or even presence. Most men could have sex inside our local zoo’s poisonous snake exhibit and not give it a second thought until after the orgasm, when we’re prying puff adders off of our balls and screaming for antivenom. From this perspective, it’s almost impossible for us to understand it when a woman loses the mood. How? What’s wrong with her? Is she a prude?
Before we go jumping to that conclusion, it’s probably best to first turn those accusations inward. Because until you learn these basics, there’s a good chance she’s going to run out of excuses and just fake her own death to avoid your dong.
- The Redneck rocket launcher (Turd Ferguson Blog)
- Funny photos taken at just the right moment (Think Nice)
- I want one of these for Christmas (Found Shit)
- Grumpy Cat meets Angry Cat (Eat Liver)
- 40 funny animal pictures (Izismile)
- Dancing with turkey on head (Attack Of The GIF)
- As a child I was proficient at this instrument (Haha Stop)
- Angry Cat hates Christmas (Dump A Day)
- Attention whoring (Demotivationals 4 U)