Message from your ex:
“Hi Dear I STILL LOVE YOU” What will you reply
1. Are you serious.
2. I love you too
3. Are u ok? Read more…
Sex is best when you both have been wanting for it so bad. You can’t wait to rip the clothes off and start the wildest sex session!!
2. When you call someone who’s not picking the call
3. A person who talks all through and does not give you time to contribute
4. A person who comes to where you are eating he starts eating without being invited and ends up eating a lion share
4. A lady who brings all her friends to a table yet you only invited her
7. People who don’t apologize
You do not have Money, No dreams, no education, no skills, no manners, no future ambition and you say you want someone that would love you for who you are, Who are you?
Statement: I’m a Romantic Guy
True meaning: I’m poor
Statement: You’re the only girl, I’ve ever cared about.
True meaning: you are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.
Statement: I really want to get to know u better.
True meaning: so I can tell my friends about it
Statement: she’s kinda cute
True meaning: I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary
Trouble is when your boyfriend wants you to meet his family and when you get there the older brother is your ex boyfriend.
The sister is the woman you were fighting with over a man.
1. I’m best in bed. When He Takes only 1 minutes
2. I’m single. When he has more than one girlfriend
3. I won’t tell anyone. All his friends must know what he did with you
4. I’ll never cheat on you. His saying the opposite
5. I love you. He wants you in bed there after dump you Read more…