Boy In Love

Son:”Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”

Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later … Contine reading

My wife in unfaithful to me

A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife in unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry’s bar?”

Sexy tips for the daring couple

sexy_tipsHere is a list of sexy tips for the daring couple or outrageously sexy suggestions to get on down and do the dirty…

1. Have sex in a public place – but be discreet. The last thing you want to do when you phone for bail is explain why you got arrested in the first place. Find a quiet spot in the mountains, from where you can see people approaching in all directions. Or slip into your hotel swimming pool at night, find a sheltered spot on the beach far away from the maddening crowds, or hey – pop into restaurant toilets or your office lift for a quickie.

The rush you get from anticipating being caught in the act is likely to lead to a passionate all-nighter.

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Women share their funny sex mishaps

sex_mishapsEver been caught in the act or had to explain your way out of a rather, er, sticky situation?Here is a list of  funny sex mishaps.

Fender Bender
“My boyfriend and I were taking a road trip and were driving through a long stretch of what were mostly empty fields. With no scenery to look at and a couple days on the road behind us we were running out of things to talk about and starting to get on each other’s nerves.

So we figured the roads were empty, the weather was good…why not have a bit of fun?

So I unbuckled my seat belt, leaned over and got to work.

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Marriage tips everyone needs know

sexy-timeGerald Rogers had just finalised his divorce the night he wrote a blog post giving advice on how to have a successful marriage. The post has gone viral and within eleven days after being posted, the article had received over 2 million views.

Here are his 20 marriage tips everyone needs know.
  1. Never stop courting. Never stop dating. NEVER EVER take that woman for granted.
  2. Protect your own heart, there is a special place in your heart where no one must enter except for your wife.
  3. Fall in love over and over and over again.
  4. Always see the best in her. Contine reading

Woman tasered for not showing cop her breasts

A WOMAN has taken a police officer to court after he allegedly tasered her after she refused to show him her breasts.

Ashlea Bennett alleged that Officer Brandon Carter in his uniform went into her place of work in Haskell, Arkansas on December 13, 2011, and ordered that she give him a sneak peak of her boobs, Court House News Service reported.

She alleged that it was not the first time he had asked her to expose herself to him and that complaints had been previously about his unwarranted behaviour. Contine reading