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Girl power

September 18th, 2013 No comments

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you
first. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

husbands nightmare

September 14th, 2013 No comments

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open,
as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

What women do to cheating men

September 13th, 2013 No comments

What women do to cheating men : She found out her boyfriend cheated on her so she waited till he was in a deep sleep and shitted on his head Read more…

Categories: Men, Pictures, women, WTF

19 reasons why you could be single

September 10th, 2013 No comments

1323066506_Waiting_for_the_perfect_man_gag_thumb.jpgThe tweeps are posting their own reasons as to why they think you are not in a relationship. Here are 20 interesting reasons, that i picked out from the crowd.

You are single because:

    • You are looking too far
    • Your partner isn’t born yet or is either dead ….
    • You tried to put me under the 90 day rule
    • You drive a Range Rover & live in a rented house!
    • Your last relationship was a disaster
    • You are not making any effort to meet some of my high standards
    • Because you’re expecting your next boyfriend to compare to Christian whoever from 50 Shades
    • You don’t forgive

    Read more…

    Categories: Advice, Men, women

    Obama with Thai Prime Minister

    August 30th, 2013 No comments

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    Obama with Thai Prime Minister . .. Even the American President can’t help himself. The president and the prime minister could be seen laughing together and exchanging playful glances throughout a state dinner at the Government House in Bangkok

    Categories: Pictures, women

    Shower thoughts

    August 28th, 2013 No comments

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    There’s a great thoughts called shower thoughts, that compiles the kind of questions and observations you’d only arrive at a midst the serene emptiness that is your shower. It’s the one place void of distractions enough to let your mind wander into there-is-no-box territory.In other words,Its high ideas.

    Categories: blogs, Humor, Men, Pictures, women

    Dating Rules For African Girls

    August 27th, 2013 No comments

    Dating_RulesI stumbled upon a blogger (blog name: asiwassayin) who had written a post on his blog to clear some facts about how dating should work. He says he’s been on many dates and have noted some differences with different girls, and have compiled a short list for his ‘black sisters’ to use when on dates.

    DATING RULES:

        • When you are happily in a relationship, you do not accept dinner invites from boys who clearly have a romantic interest in you. The last thing a boy wants to hear after he spent a grand on a first date is this, ‘I have a boyfriend’.

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        Categories: Advice, Humor, women

        Woman accused of calling 911 to ask for pen

        August 20th, 2013 No comments

        jeanie-hooksett-819-jpgHOOKSETT, N.H. —A Hooksett woman is accused of calling 911 to ask for a pen.

        Jeanie Dufresne, 66, was arrested after 5 p.m. Sunday and charged with misuse of 911 and breach of bail.

        Police originally responded to Dufresne’s home Sunday for a report of a 911 call for non-emergency reasons.

        Officers said Dufresne was intoxicated and incoherent, and that when they asked what her emergency was, she said she just wanted someone to bring her a pen. Read more…

        Categories: News, Pictures, women, WTF

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