JOHANNESBURG – A woman appeared in the Meadowlands Magistrate’s Court after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis, Gauteng police said on Monday.
The woman caught her boyfriend with another woman on Sunday and ordered them to strip naked, said Constable Sibusiso Chauke. Read more…
SAO PAULO – A Brazilian woman cut off her husband’s penis after she caught him cheating on her with a man, a report said Friday.
Upon learning of her husband’s indiscretion, the woman did not act at first but days later proposed a sex game during which she tied him to their bed.
As he lay still, she cut off his penis with a serrated knife, the G1 website of Globo television reported. Read more…
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.
Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you
first. Read more…
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open,
as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Read more…
What women do to cheating men : She found out her boyfriend cheated on her so she waited till he was in a deep sleep and shitted on his head Read more…
The tweeps are posting their own reasons as to why they think you are not in a relationship. Here are 20 interesting reasons, that i picked out from the crowd.
You are single because:
- You are looking too far
- Your partner isn’t born yet or is either dead ….
- You tried to put me under the 90 day rule
- You drive a Range Rover & live in a rented house!
- Your last relationship was a disaster
- You are not making any effort to meet some of my high standards
- Because you’re expecting your next boyfriend to compare to Christian whoever from 50 Shades
- You don’t forgive
Obama with Thai Prime Minister . .. Even the American President can’t help himself. The president and the prime minister could be seen laughing together and exchanging playful glances throughout a state dinner at the Government House in Bangkok
There’s a great thoughts called shower thoughts, that compiles the kind of questions and observations you’d only arrive at a midst the serene emptiness that is your shower. It’s the one place void of distractions enough to let your mind wander into there-is-no-box territory.In other words,Its high ideas.