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A woman was having sex

October 22nd, 2013 No comments

A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ? Wife : This is a robot i bought to have sex with
when you are traveling….
Husband : Okay.. Lets have sex now….
Wife : No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and
make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Soccer vs. relationships

October 21st, 2013 No comments

1. A girl who visits you without an appointment=off side
2.One night stand= free kick
3. Sex without a condom= in direct kick
4.unplanned pregnancy= relegation
5.condom=goal keeper Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

South African female teacher admits sexual relations with pupil

October 9th, 2013 No comments

MAHIKENG, North West – A female teacher at Mahikeng High School, in North West, has admitted having a sexual relationship with a teenage boy at his home in Denville, SABC news reported on Tuesday.

Geraldine Sheldonlake was appearing in the Mmabatho Regional Court.

The boy testified they had sex several times in Mahikeng and also in Cape Town. Read more…

Categories: African, Kids, News, women, WTF

South African jealous woman cuts off boyfriend’s penis

October 9th, 2013 No comments

JOHANNESBURG – A woman appeared in the Meadowlands Magistrate’s Court after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis, Gauteng police said on Monday.

The woman caught her boyfriend with another woman on Sunday and ordered them to strip naked, said Constable Sibusiso Chauke. Read more…

Categories: African, Men, News, women, WTF

Wife cuts off husband penis

October 9th, 2013 No comments

SAO PAULO – A Brazilian woman cut off her husband’s penis after she caught him cheating on her with a man, a report said Friday.

Upon learning of her husband’s indiscretion, the woman did not act at first but days later proposed a sex game during which she tied him to their bed.

As he lay still, she cut off his penis with a serrated knife, the G1 website of Globo television reported. Read more…

Categories: Men, News, women, WTF

Girl power

September 18th, 2013 No comments

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you
first. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

husbands nightmare

September 14th, 2013 No comments

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open,
as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

What women do to cheating men

September 13th, 2013 No comments

What women do to cheating men : She found out her boyfriend cheated on her so she waited till he was in a deep sleep and shitted on his head Read more…

Categories: Men, Pictures, women, WTF

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