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I catch u bustard

April 8th, 2013 No comments

One lady was suspecting her husband of sleeping with her house girl. One evening she planned to cath him and therefore she sent the housegirl to meet her parents in her native village without notifying her husband. At night she went and sleep in the housegirl’s bed room waiting to see what will hapen. After a while she heard him opening a door and with out any conversations he jump on bed and starting having sex with her.
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

We always hear ‘the rules’ From the female side …Now here are the rules from the male side.

April 8th, 2013 No comments

Ladies, did you know men have their very own set of rules? Shut-up. And gents, just because you have your rules, doesn’t mean we always follow them. Hell, we have ours but yet you refuse to comply. Of course, it’s all about finding a common ground isn’t it? One day, we will understand each other. I’m sure of it!

A regular reader and frequent commenter of my advice column,Ask Eda, happened to email this to me last week (don’t mind all the CAPS I simply copied and pasted, I’m not typing all of that!):

“MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story. (I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)

Yes, I got this from a guy who had enough whatever to post it on the net.
I’m guessin’ he won’t be gettin’ any for a time. lol
luvblues2 (regular reader)”

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

New warning labels to be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers

April 6th, 2013 No comments

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering When you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a Retard.
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Five rules to remember in life

April 4th, 2013 No comments

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Use your right

April 2nd, 2013 No comments

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Categories: Humor, Men, Pictures, women

Joke : Lunch with the girls

April 1st, 2013 No comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View
restaurant, because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the
cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet
for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was
good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute guys.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Marriage

March 31st, 2013 No comments

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Categories: Men, Pictures, women

Leggings are not pants.

March 29th, 2013 No comments

Leggings

There is a simple reason why leggings should not be worn as pants, especially if they’re opaque: They are supposed to be underwear. Just like tights, leggings emphasise your body parts and expose things that nobody should see!

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Categories: NSFW, Pictures, women

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