Women

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing Contine reading

I love my hubby…

I love my man, that’s MY business! You may know his other girlfriends, that’s YOUR business! His friends may know who he flirts with, that’s THEIR business! Now wouldn’t it be great if we all mind OUR business???

Relationship conditions …

BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under one condition
BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it for my future husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition
GIRL : Which one ?
BOY : No using of my money coz am preseving it for my future wife!

A long healthy life …

An old couple, married for over 50 years, die within a weekof each other
and arrive in heaven at the same time.

Once the paperwork has been seen to, an angel escorts themto their new
accommodation. After living in a small terracedcottage all their lives,
the new house is like a palace. Contine reading

Simple explanation

The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and
packing his suitcase. “What happened?”

“What happened? – I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my
wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and
guess what I found?… Contine reading