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Too Much Fucking

March 27th, 2013 No comments
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Jokes : Priest and nun in the desert

March 26th, 2013 No comments

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.

After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.

"Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, father."

"In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."

"I agree."

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Dads who do the dishes, hang out with kids may have happier marriages

March 25th, 2013 No comments

father_son-2A new US study finds that the best way for parents to tackle the daily chores is simple: do them together, all while spending quality time with the kids.

"We found that it didn’t matter who did what, but how satisfied people were with the division of labor," says Brigham Young University professor and lead researcher Erin Holmes. "We found that when wives are doing work together with their husbands, they are more satisfied with the division of labor."

A research team from University of Missouri and Utah State University studied how 160 couples handled housework and child-rearing duties, to see what contributed to the quality of the marriage. Interestingly, the most significant factor was whether or not dads spent time with their children.

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Categories: Men, News, women

Indian woman has 5 husbands, who are all brothers

March 21st, 2013 No comments

indian-woman-300x245Rajo Verma, 21, lives in a one-room shack with all five, sleeping with a different one each night on a rota. The housewife has no idea which one is the father of her toddler son. She said: “Initially it felt a bit awkward. But I don’t favour one over the other.”

Husband Guddu, 21 – the first to make her his bride insisted: “We all have sex with her but I’m not jealous. We’re one big happy family.” Guddu and Rajo got married in an arranged Hindu marriage four years ago and he remains her only official spouse.

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Categories: Men, News, women

Killer advice

March 14th, 2013 No comments

WHY MEN ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN ADVICE AND LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWS PAPER,

Hi Uncle WANDILE:- I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2Km from home my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back and get another car , when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me.
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

What should I do? This girl only told me she’s HIV+ after we GOT MARRIED

March 14th, 2013 1 comment

People help me with your comments I think I will pick up many good comments and apply them but please don`t insult me.

I’m in a confused state. I’m a graduate from CBU,I spent my five year at school busy studying every day and nightaand after I completed school I decided to look for a girl to marry all along she couldn’t`not tell me that she was HIV+ after

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Categories: Advice, Men, women

What Men Should Say When Caught Looking at Another Woman

March 13th, 2013 1 comment

I can’t believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully)

Look at that guy… over there… behind the woman.

I think that’s a man dressed as a woman. (Incredulous)

Isn’t that the actress from the movie Delicatessen?
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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Rules From The Male Side

March 7th, 2013 No comments

"The Rules" from the male sidebeing-a-woman_12739_top
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1.    Men are NOT mind readers.
2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4.    Crying is blackmail.
5.    Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
6.    Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7.    A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

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Categories: Advice, Humor, Men, women

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