In a recent survey at a leading teaching hospital, ‘over 60 per cent of medical students were found to be marijuana users.’ ….

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How much would it suck if your mom wore that on family beach outings?

While walking down the street one day a ‘Member of Parliament’ is
tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we’re not sure what to do with you.’
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1. Razor bump pussy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.

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Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. He didn’t have any arms.

Q. What’s the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. What’s gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. Cunt Stubble.

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Takes his daughter to a strip show, lol

Kim Kardashian was assaulted Thursday night by a woman who threw white powder all over her, and it was concerning enough to call out the fire department.

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