Ladies, did you know men have their very own set of rules? Shut-up. And gents, just because you have your rules, doesn’t mean we always follow them. Hell, we have ours but yet you refuse to comply. Of course, it’s all about finding a common ground isn’t it? One day, we will understand each other. I’m sure of it!
A regular reader and frequent commenter of my advice column,Ask Eda, happened to email this to me last week (don’t mind all the CAPS I simply copied and pasted, I’m not typing all of that!):
“MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story. (I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)
Yes, I got this from a guy who had enough whatever to post it on the net.
I’m guessin’ he won’t be gettin’ any for a time. lol
luvblues2 (regular reader)”
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering When you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a Retard.
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1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
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A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View
restaurant, because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the
cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.
10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet
for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was
good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute guys.
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There is a simple reason why leggings should not be worn as pants, especially if they’re opaque: They are supposed to be underwear. Just like tights, leggings emphasise your body parts and expose things that nobody should see!
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It appears that for some migraine-sufferers, pain relief might just be an orgasm away. According to researchers at the University of Munster in Germany, people report that having sex significantly reduces pain associated with migraine headaches.
“There’s a [portion] of patients with migraines who experience relief from a migraine attack by sexual activity,” said study researcher Stefan Evers, a neurologist and headache specialist at the University of Münster in Germany.The researchers aren’t sure why this happens, but hypothesize that the rush of endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers, during sex may numb the pain of migraines.
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