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Message To Women

May 19th, 2014 No comments

womenMessage To Women, Being Sexy Is Not Enough, written by Major Mack.

Are black women sexy? No doubt! When it comes to sexiness sisters have no equal. But can I be honest with you? I’m actually TIRED of sexy black women. Now hear me out on this, please.

Sexiness don’t mean jack snot. Not in the grand scheme of things. Visually appealing, yes. But I can’t eat sexiness. Sexiness won’t help pay these bills or pay off our student loans. Sexiness won’t qualify for a mortgage, or get the IRS off my back long enough to make my next big business move.

Sexiness won’t help me raise these kids. Neither will it teach my daughters their true worth and value in this world.

We got way too many ‘Sexy’ sistas out here with nothing else to bring to the table. Sexiness is the totality of their package. And that’s WACK!

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Categories: Advice, women

Prostitution

May 18th, 2014 No comments

Prostitution (n): The practice or occupation of engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment.

By the way, this does not only apply to those women in brothels and street corners who stand in the blistering cold selling their bodies. If you are in a relationship or marriage for material benefits, having sex with someone solely for the reason that they remunerate you materially, then it is not incorrect to say you are a prostitute

Categories: Advice, women

Hello Hoes.

May 17th, 2014 No comments

A faithful honest caring man dumps you like a dog because you cheated on him with another guy and he takes back all the things he bought for you and tells the whole world and Facebook that you’re a dirty stinking slut who sleeps around with niggas on the side thou you got a loving honest and caring man at home.

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Categories: Advice, women

Do Not Marry Any Woman Who is Older Than 25

May 16th, 2014 No comments

I realized I could never devote myself, as a faithful husband, to a woman who wasted the prettiest years of her life before she met me.

If you meet your wife when she’s older than around 23 or 24:

You are eating someone else’s cold leftovers, then doing their dishes.

You are showing up to a party after everyone has left and cleaning up after them.

You are getting into a taxi and paying the fare of the person who got out before you.

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Categories: Advice, women

Now you need to know if she’s a Hoe

May 15th, 2014 No comments

•1. If she can run while wearing heels- She’s a Hoe.

•2. She has that lady Gaga Style & Nicki Minaj hair styles. – She’s a Hoe.

•3. She wears leggings every damn day. – She is a Hoe.

•4. She attends parties more than school. – She’s a Hoe.

•5. She says to her friend “I got a date wit my man.” & her friend says “Which one? “- She’s a Hoe.

•6. All guys are de same. She has tasted a lot of niggas. – She’s a hoe.

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Categories: Humor, women

Thick vs. fat : How can you tell the difference?

April 29th, 2014 No comments

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We live in a society that stresses perfection and sexiness at the same time. The pressure is intense for women. A big butt, thick thighs, small waist, perky breasts and the list can go on and on.

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Categories: Advice, Men, NSFW, Pictures, women

Man loses wife to nephew

April 2nd, 2014 No comments

A Harare’s Crowborough man is bitter after allegedly losing his wife to his neighbour whom he trusted as a neighbour and nephew.

Willmore Taonei said he got to know of the illicit affair between his wife Sithule Nyathi and Charles Marima from his Grade One child who told him that they had gone for Christmas holidays in Gweru with the alleged home wrecker.

Nyathi has since disputed the claims, saying Taonei was forcing her to sleep with him yet he is suspected to be suffering from a sexually transmitted infection. She said she could not risk her life and that she was happy to leave him.

Marima could not be reached for comment as he was not picking his mobile phone. Efforts to locate him at his house were futile as he was said not to be though though word was awash in the suburb that the two were allegedly mad in love. Read more…

Categories: African, Men, women

25 diseases and medical conditions cured by sex

March 31st, 2014 No comments

While sex often leads to deadly diseases and subsequent death if done wrongly, however, when a faithful couple engages in sex at the right time, in the right way, it is said to be a remedy for curing lot’s of diseases and medical conditions.

Below are 25 known medical conditions researchers, doctors and scientists have discovered that sex can easily get rid of

1. Depression: Without the help of researchers, just about anyone can agree that sex will make you feel good about yourself and just a bit more confident. But one researcher has said there’s a scientific explanation that goes a bit farther. Professor Gordon Gallop says that there’s an unknown chemical in semen that has an antidepressant effect on women. Read more…

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