Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!”
She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.
“Well,” said the clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to give blowjobs!”
“Blowjobs!” the woman replied.
Art in the form of vaginas of 400 different women will sound like music to the ears of most men. However, this project is definitely not created with a pornographic or sexual approach. British artist Jamie McCartney made 10 panels called “The Great Wall of Vagina ‘. The premise of McCartney’s project is to make the most intimate place of the woman more understandable with this wall.
Jamie made molds of the vaginas of women between 18 and 76 years. Among others, they include twins and transgender women. Women are often confused about their vagina, because they think it looks different: with this project he demonstrates that vaginas are as different as faces. McCartney hopes that his work will help to stop the increasing growth of labia corrections in recent years.
Many women find very large penises intimidating and scary. Some may even avoid intercourse for fear of being hurt. What can you do?
Consider these tips:
- Be open with your partner. Ask your partner for feedback, every step of the way. Reassure your partner that you won’t do anything they don’t feel comfortable with. Read more…
Son:”Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later … Read more…
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don’t exist. He’s busy vacuuming now.
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife in unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry’s bar?”
Here is a list of sexy tips for the daring couple or outrageously sexy suggestions to get on down and do the dirty…
1. Have sex in a public place – but be discreet. The last thing you want to do when you phone for bail is explain why you got arrested in the first place. Find a quiet spot in the mountains, from where you can see people approaching in all directions. Or slip into your hotel swimming pool at night, find a sheltered spot on the beach far away from the maddening crowds, or hey – pop into restaurant toilets or your office lift for a quickie.
The rush you get from anticipating being caught in the act is likely to lead to a passionate all-nighter.