A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife in unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry’s bar?”
1. Have sex in a public place – but be discreet. The last thing you want to do when you phone for bail is explain why you got arrested in the first place. Find a quiet spot in the mountains, from where you can see people approaching in all directions. Or slip into your hotel swimming pool at night, find a sheltered spot on the beach far away from the maddening crowds, or hey – pop into restaurant toilets or your office lift for a quickie.
The rush you get from anticipating being caught in the act is likely to lead to a passionate all-nighter.
“My boyfriend and I were taking a road trip and were driving through a long stretch of what were mostly empty fields. With no scenery to look at and a couple days on the road behind us we were running out of things to talk about and starting to get on each other’s nerves.
So we figured the roads were empty, the weather was good…why not have a bit of fun?
So I unbuckled my seat belt, leaned over and got to work.
Gerald Rogers had just finalised his divorce the night he wrote a blog post giving advice on how to have a successful marriage. The post has gone viral and within eleven days after being posted, the article had received over 2 million views.
Here are his 20 marriage tips everyone needs know.
- Never stop courting. Never stop dating. NEVER EVER take that woman for granted.
- Protect your own heart, there is a special place in your heart where no one must enter except for your wife.
- Fall in love over and over and over again.
- Always see the best in her. Read more…
A WOMAN has taken a police officer to court after he allegedly tasered her after she refused to show him her breasts.
Ashlea Bennett alleged that Officer Brandon Carter in his uniform went into her place of work in Haskell, Arkansas on December 13, 2011, and ordered that she give him a sneak peak of her boobs, Court House News Service reported.
She alleged that it was not the first time he had asked her to expose herself to him and that complaints had been previously about his unwarranted behaviour. Read more…
I am staying with my fiancé and his brother who has two kids.
My problem is that my boyfriend does not want his brother to do anything even after eating he cannot tell him to wash his own plate.
I cook,I clean, I do every household chore a woman can do, but the brother does not lift a finger to help.
Please post this for me on your blog. I need advice from your readers
I am a 20 year old woman living in the UK and also studying here. My parents have been at war since I can remember and I have to rely on my siblings to take care of me, I am reluctant to ask them though as everyone works hard and times are difficult.
I have had my fair share of horrible boyfriends in the past few years, I have dated so many stingy men that would not give me a penny but I am usually not bothered about this as I don’t date men because of their money. I have although since decided to remain single and just have the usual one night stand because I am tired of the constant heartbreak and pain. Until recently.
I’m in a bit of a fix. I have been dating my boyfriend for almost 3 years, last month while arranging his closet I saw an engagement ring and up till this moment he is yet to propose to me and recently my relationship has been very boring. Read more…