Soooooooooooooooo profound lol

Princess Mary of Denmark suffered an awkward moment during a televised state dinner when she caught the First Gentleman of Finland staring at her cleavage.

Don’t look directly into her eyes or you will be…too late.

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I love her with all my heart and we have been through so much together. The last thing I would ever do is hurt her intentionally.

Over the festive season, we all went to a party together with other friends. I got very drunk and ended up having sex with my sister’s boyfriend.

Since then my world has come crashing down. He is demanding that I continue having sex with him or he will tell my sister.

I am so ashamed of myself and so scared. I cannot sleep or eat. I cannot tell my sister because she will never speak to me again and neither will the rest of my family and our friends. Everyone will be so disappointed with me. Read more…

Apparently where this picture was taken it is perfectly normal to watch porn during family reunions
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When all you have around you is mud and sticks and you are jonesing to play some 9-ball, do what comes naturally.

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