Apparently where this picture was taken it is perfectly normal to watch porn during family reunions
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When all you have around you is mud and sticks and you are jonesing to play some 9-ball, do what comes naturally.

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Prostitutes in Lusaka’s Kanyama, John Laing, Chawama and Kalingalinga compounds offered themselves free of charge to every Jim and Jack as part of their celebration after Zambia beat Ghana 1-0 at the Nations Cup on Wednesday.

A check by The Independent Post at nightclubs such as Kanyama’s Kanchembele and Chine Chikayeba found long queues of men waiting to have sex with a limited number of prostitutes.

A single prostitute served nearly 11 men and there were more than 200 men wanting to celebrate Zambia’s first qualification to the Africa Cup final since 1994 in style.
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George Bush’s 50 worst bloopers

1. “The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”

2. “If you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness.”

3. “Justice ought to be fair.”

4. “If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.”

5. “Reading is the basics for all learning.”

6. “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”

7. “The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?”

8. “September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It’s a day I will never forget.”

9. “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

10. “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.” Read more…

Daily Mail reported on Saturday that a 42-year-old woman has notched up more than 1,000 lovers, and had already chalked up 40 by the time she was just 17.

Crystal Warren puts her sex addiction down to witnessing the painful breakdown of her parents’ marriage when she was five-years-old.

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HE :Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share. Read more…

This controversial piece of art was created by Italy’s most famous living artist, Maurizio Cattelan. The sculpture – officially titled L.O.V.E. but popularly known as The Middle Finger – has the shape of a huge hand, beautifully sculpted from Carrara marble – the same material used by Michelangelo and Bernini. But its middle finger is extended skywards in a very un-Renaissance-like gesture of contempt. Read more…