Mom and dad having a great time.Upon closer inspection they were, uh, well, kinda goin’ for it as you’ll see! via
Rednecks and Guns [HolyTaco]
Jessica Jane Clement Nuts [Funtasticus]
Maserati XXX Boobs [BoobieBlog]NSWF
Kim Cloutier Rocking Lingerie [Brosome]
Jakki Degg Pics [djmick.co.uk]NSWF
Julia Goerges Tennis Hottie [BustedCoverage]
Dog vs Elevator [RegretfulMorning]
Jay Lee Gallery [CavemanCircus]
Private Hacked Accounts [SPONSOR]
Now thats called a perfect hot body fresh after bath for bed.
A skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says : 7′ feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
In a weak voice the little guy says, ‘What EXACTLY did you say to me?’
The big dude says, ‘I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me…… I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.’
The little white Irishman says:
‘Turner Brown?!….Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘Turn around’