Biting your fingernails

January 9th, 2012 No comments

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it’ll make her fat. “I won’t do it any more, Mom,” says the daughter.

The next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. “If I bite my fingernails, I’ll be as fat as that, won’t I Mom?”

“You’ll be fatter than that,” says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a … … very pregnant lady. The little girl can’t take her eyes off the woman’s belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, “Excuse me, but do you know me?”

And the little girl says, “No, but I know what you’ve been doing…

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Security guard stripping innocent women.

January 9th, 2012 1 comment

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Men vs. Women Prayer

January 8th, 2012 No comments
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My Wife Wants To Kill Me With Sex- Man Tells Judge

January 8th, 2012 4 comments

Daniel Olufumilayo, a 39-year old man, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with sex in order to inherit his property.

He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of sex before the break of dawn.

The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

He told the court that his wife is so crazy about sex to the extent that she always demanded for seven or eight rounds of it every night.

He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.

My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property,” he said.

The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her sexually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.

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College Students Caught Having Sex On University Rooftop(Photos)

January 8th, 2012 3 comments

An inquiry has been launched after a couple were caught apparently having sex on the rooftop of a USC building – allegedly in front of hundreds of people.

Officials at the university were outraged as photographs of the couple – many of which were too graphic to be shown here – quickly went viral.

The images apparently show the man, who is a student at the university, and a woman cavorting in a variety of sexual positions on top of the school’s 12-storey Waite Phillips Hall in Los Angeles on Saturday.

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Unexpected Good News

January 7th, 2012 No comments

Sarah the sexy secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you”
“Sarah honey, why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.”
“Alright, here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You aren’t sterile…..”

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Be Thankful For …

January 6th, 2012 No comments

  • for the wife who says it’s hot dogs tonight, because she is home with me, and not out with someone else. 
  • For the husband who is on the sofa being a couch potato, because he is home with me and not out at the bars.
  • For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes because it means she is at home, not on the streets.
  • For the taxes i pay because it means i am employed. 
  • For the mess to clean after a party because it means i have been surrounded by friends.
  • For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means i have enough to eat. 
  • For my shadow that watches me work because it means i am out in the sunshine for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means i have a home.  Read more…
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Male Optical illusion

January 6th, 2012 3 comments

Dirty Mind Test. What do you see in this picture?just add your comment on the form below

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