To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it’ll make her fat. “I won’t do it any more, Mom,” says the daughter.
The next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. “If I bite my fingernails, I’ll be as fat as that, won’t I Mom?”
“You’ll be fatter than that,” says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a … … very pregnant lady. The little girl can’t take her eyes off the woman’s belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, “Excuse me, but do you know me?”
And the little girl says, “No, but I know what you’ve been doing…
Daniel Olufumilayo, a 39-year old man, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with sex in order to inherit his property.
He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of sex before the break of dawn.
The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.
He told the court that his wife is so crazy about sex to the extent that she always demanded for seven or eight rounds of it every night.
He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.
“My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property,” he said.
The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her sexually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.
An inquiry has been launched after a couple were caught apparently having sex on the rooftop of a USC building – allegedly in front of hundreds of people.
Officials at the university were outraged as photographs of the couple – many of which were too graphic to be shown here – quickly went viral.
The images apparently show the man, who is a student at the university, and a woman cavorting in a variety of sexual positions on top of the school’s 12-storey Waite Phillips Hall in Los Angeles on Saturday.
Sarah the sexy secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you”
“Sarah honey, why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.”
“Alright, here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You aren’t sterile…..”
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