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Erin Langworthy survived a terrifying fall with minor bumps after her bungee cord snapped during a 364 foot leap off Africa’s Victoria Falls Bridge, plunging her into the crocodile-infested Zambezi River below.
“It felt like I had been slapped all over,” the 22-year-old from Perth told Australia’s Channel Nine television.
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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it’ll make her fat. “I won’t do it any more, Mom,” says the daughter.
The next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. “If I bite my fingernails, I’ll be as fat as that, won’t I Mom?”
“You’ll be fatter than that,” says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a … … very pregnant lady. The little girl can’t take her eyes off the woman’s belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, “Excuse me, but do you know me?”
And the little girl says, “No, but I know what you’ve been doing…
Daniel Olufumilayo, a 39-year old man, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with sex in order to inherit his property.
He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of sex before the break of dawn.
The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.
He told the court that his wife is so crazy about sex to the extent that she always demanded for seven or eight rounds of it every night.
He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.
“My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property,” he said.
The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her sexually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.