World’s oldest virgin has revealed the secret of her longevity on the eve of her 105th birthday — no sex. Clara Meadmore has never had sex in her life because she has always been ‘too busy’ for intimate relationships and it
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly….. he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married."
"Wow! That’s a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket."
After a few moments of silence, he farted.
We have all seen that girl at the party having way too much fun. Dancing, singing, hanging on people. Well, this is what happens after all of that fun stuff is over.
lol, gotta love Spaniards.
I can understand not wanting to wait in those long lines for the woman’s bathroom, but this just seems a little ridiculous…
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