How girls turn guys down?

November 20th, 2011 Comments off

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend !

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Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

Today’s Quickie

November 18th, 2011 No comments

What are three words that a married person would never want to hear during sex?
Honey I’m home

Categories: Men Jokes, women, WTF

Top links on the internet

November 18th, 2011 No comments

- Carrie Underwood Offends In Leather Pants[2leep]
- Girls Of Summer Fails[Wahoha]
-Tori Spelling’s Husband Accidentally Tweeted A Topless Pic of Her[TurdFergusonBlog]
-DV Hotties In The Wild [DoubleViking]
-10 biggest traitors in in Baseball history [BleacherReport]
-The Detroit Lions suck again [ReposDelight]
-Katie Cassidy is so hot she’s in everything [SPEWF]
-The kid is yours thats for sure [BitsAndPieces]
-Secrets to be a “Realionair” [Shave]
-Jennifer Love Hewitt makes a come back [RoughMag]
-Midget takes a peek at nothing but hot chicks [Funtasticus]
-Kelly Brook proves her Twitter account is hers with this picture[TwitPicOfTheDay]

Categories: blogs

English in Kenya

November 18th, 2011 No comments

If you attended primary and high school in Kenya, you will relate to these English, enjoy………….

From a Nyeri High School grammar teacher:

“The girl goes to school, goesn’t she?”

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Categories: Humor

Would You Cheat On Them?

November 18th, 2011 No comments
Categories: Hot Girls, Models, NSFW, Pictures

Reporter Signs Off In A Very Unique Way

November 17th, 2011 No comments

This lady doesn’t give a hoot.

 

Categories: Videos

Today’s Quickie

November 17th, 2011 No comments

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Categories: Men Jokes, News, women

Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

November 17th, 2011 4 comments

1. Unless you’re Danica Patrick, we’d rather drive.

2. When we’re watching sports with other people in the room, DO NOT hold our hand or make playful chat, even during commercials.

3. Just because we talk to you online more than on the phone does not mean that we don’t care, it just means that we prefer listening to music.

4. We like when you cook for us, but if your baked ziti tastes like spoiled cabbage, we’d prefer take-out.

5. You like when we call and ask you out for dinner and pay for you, right? Well yea, we’d like it once in a while too.

6. If a guy is not completely honest with you about his feelings, he doesn’t trust you with them.

7. Shaving down there for you is not an option, it is a requirement.

8. GO TO THE GYM. Girls in tight workout clothes are hot; the overweight girl in loose sweats on the Hip Abductor machine is not.

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Categories: Humor

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