A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and fainting. “What’s going on?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling 9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says; “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your clothes closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
"They’ll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn’t it?"P
Jim’s wife decides to take him to their local strip club for his birthday for a bit of fun.
They arrive at the door of the club and the bouncer says: "Hey Jim, how’s it going?"
"Friends of yours?",
the wife asks. "We play cricket together", Jim replies. When
they get inside, the barmen sees Jim and says: "Jim, my man!!!" The wife looks at Jim puzzled. "Another friend?" "He is in the dart club with me darling", Jim replies. Read more…
A girl puts her dads picture on her BBM profile. Her friend pinged and texted…..
“ hey friend !Do you also know this sugar daddy? The thing is he doesn’t like to use a condom.”
Did you see that look on his face? omg RAPIST
ABUSED BY OWN BROTHER !!!!!!!
BEFORE YOU GO DOWN TO THE ACTUAL PHOTO - PLEASE TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND WAIT FOR A MINUTE AS TO CALM DOWN SO THAT YOU CAN COPE AFTER THIS DISTURBING SCENE YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS…..
SAD STORY – RAPED BY OWN BROTHER
(not for sensitive viewers)