Best pick-up lines ever

December 15th, 2011 No comments

Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Categories: Humor

Sex is just like a payslip

December 14th, 2011 No comments

SEX is just like a payslip we don’t really speak about it …… because maybe your friend gets paid more than you!!

Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

A Ten Year Old Girl Prayer That Shocked The Entire Family

December 14th, 2011 No comments

A 10yr old daugther leading a family in prayer:
"Dear God,
I thank u 4 giving me such lovable parrents, Thank u 4 the visitors and there children who ate all my cookies and ice cream. Bless ‘em lord so that they shall never have 2 cum 2 our home 4 supper ever again. Forgive the boy who was wrestling with my sister on her bed and this naughty girl 4 eatin sausage on my brother’s pants as he slept on the sofa, and this winter pliz send clothes 2 all those poor naked ladies in daddy’s cell phone & build shelter to all the homeless men who sleep with mum wen dad is away at work…Amen.

Categories: Humor, Kids

Hippo super fart

December 14th, 2011 No comments

I was expecting something little, but this could power a rocket, Jesus.

Categories: Animal, Videos

Just kidding ….

December 14th, 2011 No comments

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Categories: Kids, Pictures

Links of the day

December 13th, 2011 No comments
Categories: blogs

Woman caught smuggling 1.5kg of cocaine in her dreadlocks on flight to Bangkok

December 13th, 2011 1 comment

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Bangkok – A South African woman was arrested at Bangkok’s international airport after police said they found 1.5kg of cocaine hidden in her dreadlocks.

Nobanda Nolubabalo (23) was searched yesterday when police said they noticed a white substance in her hair shortly after she stepped off a Qatar Airways flight that originated in San Paulo and flew through Qatar to Suvarnabhumi Airport, the Bangkok Post said.

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Categories: African, News

Granny gets freaky with dog!

December 13th, 2011 No comments

They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. So when did he learn this trick exactly?

Categories: Animal, Videos

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