HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend !
What are three words that a married person would never want to hear during sex?
Honey I’m home
- Carrie Underwood Offends In Leather Pants[2leep]
- Girls Of Summer Fails[Wahoha]
-Tori Spelling’s Husband Accidentally Tweeted A Topless Pic of Her[TurdFergusonBlog]
-DV Hotties In The Wild [DoubleViking]
-10 biggest traitors in in Baseball history [BleacherReport]
-The Detroit Lions suck again [ReposDelight]
-Katie Cassidy is so hot she’s in everything [SPEWF]
-The kid is yours thats for sure [BitsAndPieces]
-Secrets to be a “Realionair” [Shave]
-Jennifer Love Hewitt makes a come back [RoughMag]
-Midget takes a peek at nothing but hot chicks [Funtasticus]
-Kelly Brook proves her Twitter account is hers with this picture[TwitPicOfTheDay]
If you attended primary and high school in Kenya, you will relate to these English, enjoy………….
From a Nyeri High School grammar teacher:
“The girl goes to school, goesn’t she?”
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
1. Unless you’re Danica Patrick, we’d rather drive.
2. When we’re watching sports with other people in the room, DO NOT hold our hand or make playful chat, even during commercials.
3. Just because we talk to you online more than on the phone does not mean that we don’t care, it just means that we prefer listening to music.
4. We like when you cook for us, but if your baked ziti tastes like spoiled cabbage, we’d prefer take-out.
5. You like when we call and ask you out for dinner and pay for you, right? Well yea, we’d like it once in a while too.
6. If a guy is not completely honest with you about his feelings, he doesn’t trust you with them.
7. Shaving down there for you is not an option, it is a requirement.
8. GO TO THE GYM. Girls in tight workout clothes are hot; the overweight girl in loose sweats on the Hip Abductor machine is not.