Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT’S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma,
"Where’s Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they’re up in bed." The little boy
started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where’s Mom and Dad?"
and she replied "they’re still up in bed." Again the little boy started to
giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma Read more…
I don’t care if this is old.Rihanna thought it was a good idea to dress up in a semi-see through outfit without wearing any underwear and I agree with her. Now this is an outfit I can support!
Oh, camel toes. It’s a delicate subject, but someone had to bring it up. Sometimes ladies, we need to realize that our pants and leggings are just too tight and they don’t fit so we should just give up.
According to a new study, 50% of women fake orgasm…and the reason they regularly fake orgasm is to stop their men from cheating.
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, Read more…