According to a new study, 50% of women fake orgasm…and the reason they regularly fake orgasm is to stop their men from cheating.
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, Read more…
Decide for yourselves what you reaction will be after you see the video and picture. Nigerian girl Caught stealing A BlackBerry Phone; struck naked and beaten.
What is your opinion about this?
This clever entrepreneur has figured out her true calling and has tapped into a niche that reportedly helps her clear over $250 per day. All she has to do is let perfect strangers drink lemonade from her boobs. It seems that she is really in touch with her target audience. Guys, I wouldn’t suggest you get any ideas and try to let women drink lemonade from your crotch. You would probably end up in prison if you know what I mean.
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have the power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about.
If you keep saying you can’t stand your job, you might lose your job.
If you keep saying you can’t stand your body, your body can become sick.
If you keep saying you can’t stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating.
If you keep saying you’re always broke, guess what? You’ll always be broke.
If you keep saying you can’t trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you.
If you keep saying you can’t find a job, you will remain unemployed. Read more…