Why Teachers Drink?

December 12th, 2011 3 comments

Why TEACHERS may feel the urge to get DRUNK. You want to know the reason why? Here are some:

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Categories: Humor, Kids

The Preachers Paycheque

December 12th, 2011 No comments

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much consideration and discussion,they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his Paycheque.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.

Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats." And the congregation said, "Amen"

Categories: Humor

Cut out the middleman !

December 12th, 2011 1 comment

Cut out the middleman !

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Categories: Pictures, WTF

How to Play Hard to Get

December 10th, 2011 No comments

  • Make sure the person you are about to flirt with is a potential mate and worth your time. The object is to get involved with the person, not make them think you are interested and then ditch them.

  • Give out your phone number, but only after being asked two or three times. Reply with an "I don’t know" or "How do I know you’ll even call?" When the person calls, decide when you want to answer and when you want to return their call.

  • Act disinterested, even if you are writhing with anticipation on the inside. You want to come off as a challenge, not an easy target.

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  • Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

    Just for you gents!(5 pics)

    December 9th, 2011 No comments
    Categories: Hot Girls

    Why Men And Women Can’t Just Be Friends

    December 9th, 2011 No comments

    A Utah State student set out to ask every person in the school’s library if men and women could be just friends. Let’s just say that their responses were split and telling.

    Categories: Men Jokes, Videos, women, WTF

    How the USA sees the world

    December 9th, 2011 No comments

    How the USA sees the world

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    Categories: African, Pictures

    Why Are Wedding Dresses White?

    December 9th, 2011 2 comments

    Son asked his mother the following question:

    "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and
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    "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

    The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

    "Son, all household appliances come in white."

    IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
    IT’S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!

    Categories: Humor

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