Why TEACHERS may feel the urge to get DRUNK. You want to know the reason why? Here are some:
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much consideration and discussion,they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his Paycheque.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.
Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats." And the congregation said, "Amen"
Make sure the person you are about to flirt with is a potential mate and worth your time. The object is to get involved with the person, not make them think you are interested and then ditch them.
Give out your phone number, but only after being asked two or three times. Reply with an "I don’t know" or "How do I know you’ll even call?" When the person calls, decide when you want to answer and when you want to return their call.
Act disinterested, even if you are writhing with anticipation on the inside. You want to come off as a challenge, not an easy target.
A Utah State student set out to ask every person in the school’s library if men and women could be just friends. Let’s just say that their responses were split and telling.
Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT’S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!