Rihanna has a lot of cellulite for her age
This is another very funny Video of a Banned commercial. But is misleading and you would be embarrassed watching with your kids or parents.
Do you think shock tactics like these would encourage people to use a condom? Leave your comments below…
A young girl of 12 gets up in the middle of the night for a glass of water.
Hearing muffled noises coming from her parents room, she quietly peeks her head in. She’s been very curious about sex, and thinks that that must be what her parents are doing….
She soundlessly returns to bed and resolves to ask her mother about it in the morning.
At breakfast she asks her mother, “Mommy, what’s sex? ” Sex happens when a man and woman get married,” her mother replies. “The man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina and they make a baby.” The little girl thinks for a minute and says, “Mommy, last night I saw you with Daddy’s penis in your mouth! What do you get when you do that?” Her mother smiles and says, “Jewellery!”
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
A new "Wives Store" opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
AIDS Awareness – Ad campaign
A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.
“They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.
“Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by mistake.”