Dear Citizens of the World

Due to a slight technical error, the world was unable to end on Saturday
(21st May 2011). Our technicians are however working on the problem and
we will communicate once the issue has been resolved. The real end of the world will now happen  on the 21^st of October 2011 and if it does not take place (by mistake), then get ready to die on the 21 of December 2012). Once again, we'd
like to apologise for any inconveniences caused.

Regards,
End-of-the-world Committee

Question asked
‘If a Lady faints, we must first check her PU_S_.

‘Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE.. Lol

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