Affair with secretary

December 10th, 2013 No comments

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Hottie of the day Holly Peers

December 9th, 2013 No comments

Holly Peers

So here’s Holly Peers looking as good as ever Read more…

Categories: Hot Girls, Models, Pictures

My first Condom

December 6th, 2013 No comments

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’ Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Epic Unibrow

December 6th, 2013 No comments
Categories: Pictures, WTF

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight

December 5th, 2013 No comments

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!”

She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Sexy girls wearing lingerie

December 5th, 2013 No comments

Sexy girls wearing lingerie

If there’s one thing we should be grateful for this holiday season….it’s gotta be the amazing healing powers of lingerie!

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Categories: Hot Girls, NSFW, Pictures

The Unexplainable Video Everyone’s Talking About

December 4th, 2013 No comments

He saved her life, but how did he do it?

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Basic Rules For Good Health

December 3rd, 2013 No comments

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don’t eat too much … Go for more liquids.

5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level !!!
SO … REMEMBER …

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Categories: Advice, Humor

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