Behold it is written in the book of …

February 14th, 2014 No comments

Behold it is written in the book of

Categories: Humor, women

Wasu’s girlfriend’s phone rings

February 12th, 2014 No comments

* Wasu’s girlfriend’s phone rings…
*Wasu* : Mary, your cellular gadget has
intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is
currently summoning your attention. *Mary*:
What???
*Wasu*: Your phone is ringing.
*Mary*: I am in the shower sweetie! Please
answer it for me.
*Wasu*: Hello…
* CALLER*: Can I please speak with Mary. *
Wasu*: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Read more…

Categories: Humor

These should be in a dictionary

February 10th, 2014 No comments

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Read more…

Categories: Humor

Hottie of the day Nicki Minaj

February 8th, 2014 No comments

Nicki Minaj

The 31-year-old rapper took to her Instagram page today to show off her natural hair and couldn’t help but through in some nipple pasty shots as well.

Accident happens during an interview about bad state of roads

February 7th, 2014 No comments

People in the North West Province(South Africa) frequently complain about the bad state of the roads. Provincial MP’s decided to inspect it and while there, in an ironic twist they witnessed an accident first hand

Categories: African, News, Videos

Ladies, can you step out with this in the name of fashion?

February 7th, 2014 No comments

Ladies

This is madness!!! See as this young lady exposes her assets all in the name of fashion. Some ladies will have no issue with this, but don’t you think it’s a bit too extreme?

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Categories: Fail, NSFW, Pictures

Woman crushes her husband’s testicles

February 6th, 2014 No comments

crushed testiclesA woman who was convicted of assault for pulling her cheating husband’s testicles so hard he required stitches, had her sentence reduced by the High Court in Pretoria, The Star newspaper reported on Wednesday.
    Gladys Chauke was initially sentenced to a year in prison with the option of a R3000 fine, but judges Ronel Tolmay and Cynthia Pretorius lowered it to three months in prison or a fine of R1000, according to the report.

The judges said the Limpopo magistrate who originally sentenced Chauke should have considered, as a mitigating factor, that it was a crime of passion.

"The assault itself was not of such a serious nature. The sentence induces a sense of shock…" said Tolmay.

The magistrate justified the sentence saying Chauke deserved it since she attacked a "very delicate, intricate part of the human anatomy".

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Categories: African, News, WTF

1 in every 3 people cheat

February 5th, 2014 No comments

Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships, I’m left wondering. . .

Is it my wife or my girlfriend that’s cheating?

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

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