Why Men Have Better Friends
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The husband called his wife’s ten best friends. None of them had seen her or knew what he was talking about.
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
1.Yahoo Answers says it won’t.
2.The Talking Twin Babies discussed it, and they say no way!
3.Now that Arnold is separated, he can save the world!
4.As long as there’s a ‘Golden Girl’ still alive, we’re safe.
5.The iPhone 5 hasn’t been released yet.
6.Our milk doesn’t expire until May 24th..
7.A page on Facebook says so.
8.We made it past the ‘Super Moon’ in March.
9.Hollywood hasn’t made a movie about it yet.
10.Gaddafi is still the President.
11.No African side has lifted a world cup trophy yet.
12.The World cant end on a Saturday.
13.Osama bin Laden was killed.
14.There are still over 40 years old virgins in Asia.
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This is why most of you got lost during the 2010 soccer world cup………
This true story happened in South Africa about six month ago.A man was hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm.The night was rolling by and there was hardly a car on the road. The storm was so strong that he could hardly see his feet in front of him.Suddenly a car came towards him and stopped. Without thinking, he got in and closed the door,just to realize that there was nobody behind the
steering wheel. The car moved off slowly. He looked ahead and saw a curving the road.
Scared, he started praying, begging for his life. He was terrified. Just before hitting the curve a hand appeared through the window and turned the
steering wheel. The man, now paralysed with fear, watched how the hand kept appearing every time they got to a curve. Gathering all his courage,
he jumped out and ran to the nearest lights he could see. Wet and in shock, he went into a shebeen and asked for Black-Label. After drinking it, he told everyone of the horrible experience he just had. Everyone was silent when they realized he was crying.
About half an hour later, two men came walking into the shebeen and, on seeing the terrified man, the one said to the other, "Look, boy,that's the idiot that got into the car while we were pushing it".