Mom, what's sex? lol

June 14th, 2011 No comments

A young girl of 12 gets up in the middle of the night for a glass of water.
Hearing muffled noises coming from her parents room, she quietly peeks her head in. She’s been very curious about sex, and thinks that that must be what her parents are doing….
She soundlessly returns to bed and resolves to ask her mother about it in the morning.
At breakfast she asks her mother, “Mommy, what’s sex? ” Sex happens when a man and woman get married,” her mother replies. “The man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina and they make a baby.” The little girl thinks for a minute and says, “Mommy, last night I saw you with Daddy’s penis in your mouth! What do you get when you do that?” Her mother smiles and says, “Jewellery!”

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The wife and husband store

June 14th, 2011 No comments

Husband store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Wives Store

A new “Wives Store” opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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5 Best Creative Ads That Makes You Look Twice

June 14th, 2011 No comments

AIDS Awareness – Ad campaign

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Small … funny video

June 14th, 2011 No comments
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I got in the back by mistake

June 13th, 2011 No comments

A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.

“They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by mistake.”

Categories: Humor

Wife ran off ….

June 13th, 2011 No comments

This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day.

He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new Porsche would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.

The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, “This is crazy, I could go to jail for this,” so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, “It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go.”

So the man told the officer, “Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back.” The officer looked at the man and said, “Have a nice day.”

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Double meaning nature illusion photo.

June 13th, 2011 No comments

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wtf,Dirka Dirka

June 13th, 2011 No comments

His prayers are answered

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