Accident Photo: Only in Africa!

June 23rd, 2011 1 comment

Accidents like this one, can happen only in Africa.

onlyInAfrica

Categories: African, Pictures

The best affair

June 23rd, 2011 No comments

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: ‘I have something I must confess.’

‘There’s no need to, ‘his wife replied. ‘No,’ he insisted, ‘I want to die in peace.

I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!’

‘I know,’ she replied. ‘Now just rest and let the poison work.

Categories: Humor

Strange job interview…

June 22nd, 2011 No comments

You feel something rubbing against your leg under the table and then thinks that the guy with dirty blonde is flirting with you, but suddenly …

Categories: Videos

TOP 11 English words…only in South Africa

June 22nd, 2011 No comments

TOP 11 English words only South African black people know the proper meaning of.

11. Checkers
Real meaning: Shopping Store
Black Meaning: Plastic Bag 

10. Groovy

Real meaning: Very pleasing
Black meaning: 340ml soft drink can

9. Cold drink (pronounced coldrink)
Real meaning: Opposite of hot drink
Black meaning: Any soft drink especially coke

8. Scuff tin
Real meaning: Scuff – Mark resulting from scraping, Tin – can
Black meaning: Lunch box

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Categories: African, Humor

Study your Pics Before U Put Them On Online!!!

June 22nd, 2011 No comments

facebook pic - lol

Categories: Pictures

The 4th Affair

June 22nd, 2011 No comments

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’

‘One Cent?’ the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?’

‘A nickel,’ the barman replied.

‘A nickel?’ exclaimed the man. ‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’

The bartender replied: ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’

The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?’

The bartender replied: ‘The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.’

Categories: Humor

The 3th Affair

June 21st, 2011 No comments

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

‘Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a statue.’

‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room.

‘Oh it’s a statue,’ she replied. ‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

‘Here,’ he said to the statue, ‘have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.’

Categories: Humor

New eye test for men

June 21st, 2011 No comments

This is a test for your eyes

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Categories: Men Jokes, Pictures

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