50-50 sharing in marriage

The sharing of marriage…
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’
She answered —






This is why

Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.

Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren’t affectionate out of bed.

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why don’t men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

How does a man show he’s planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?  For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

What did God say after creating man? I can do better.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can’t stand criticism.

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man’s undivided attention.

Stuff to Think Of

* Why is an orange the only fruit named after its color? Or was
the color named after the fruit?
* Why do people who know the least know are the loudest?
* Do they have reserved parking for regular people at the
Special Olympics?
* Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
* Is a computer virus covered by Medicare?
* How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
* If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the
words? Contine reading

Boys are always happy creatures, why?

*Their last name stays with them forever.
*A 5 day vacation requires only 1 pair of jeans.
*If someone forgets to invite them, they still be friends.
*The same hair style lasts for years or even decades.
*They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.
*They don’t freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become friends. J