Difference between girls and women

June 11th, 2011 No comments

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58,
68, and 78?
At 8 — You  take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 — You  tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 — You  don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 — She  tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 — She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 — You  stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 — If  you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 — What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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Sexy cup holder

June 11th, 2011 No comments

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Every guy should use this gps.

June 10th, 2011 No comments

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Missionary in Africa

June 10th, 2011 No comments

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to
live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching
them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he
particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. "Thou must not
commit adultery or fornication!"

One day the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a
white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his
people to talk with the missionary.

"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black
woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man
who has ever set foot in our village. Anyone can see what’s
going on here!"

The missionary replies, "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken.
What you have here is a natural occurrence – what is called an
albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep,
and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on
occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, you
don’t say anything about the sheep, I won’t say anything about
the white baby."

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wtf,this guy is insane.

June 10th, 2011 No comments

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Nothing to Explain

June 10th, 2011 No comments

Clash of cultures

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Never ever undermine anyone, you'll be surprised!!!!

June 9th, 2011 No comments

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health)
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.
As he can’t fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there’s nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can’t even fix such a simple problem… no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver…"
Here’s what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre.
Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that!
The driver was very impressed and asked "You’re so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Heellooo, I stay here because
I’m crazy not STUPID!"

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New Jacuzzi.

June 9th, 2011 No comments

who said men aren’t innovators?ooglesafasdfdsafadsfcom

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