Never to do it with a single woman. Instead, date a married woman who has just as much reason to keep your affair a secret as you do.
When life hands you women…
…Make women laid.
Jesse Jane is one of the hottest porn legends in the industry and is still one of Turd Ferguson favorites. She posted this gallery and he is just drooling over it.
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ? Wife : This is a robot i bought to have sex with
when you are traveling….
Husband : Okay.. Lets have sex now….
Wife : No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and
make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the Read more…
1. A girl who visits you without an appointment=off side
2.One night stand= free kick
3. Sex without a condom= in direct kick
4.unplanned pregnancy= relegation
5.condom=goal keeper Read more…