Relationship mistakes men could stop making
Date night was fun, the sex was great and now you’re cuddling. You mind starts drifting to your happy place and you start telling her about the new racer bike you saw in the window display.
Suddenly she seems annoyed and you have no idea why. But it’s clear your night has gone pear-shaped. Where did it all go wrong? According to yourtango.com you might have made one of the following mistakes:
Things Men Do to Ruin Their Own Sex Lives
Sex is weird for guys. We have simple tastes and simple needs that seem to require minimal upkeep. Hell, for that matter, we barely require attention or even presence. Most men could have sex inside our local zoo’s poisonous snake exhibit and not give it a second thought until after the orgasm, when we’re prying puff adders off of our balls and screaming for antivenom. From this perspective, it’s almost impossible for us to understand it when a woman loses the mood. How? What’s wrong with her? Is she a prude?
Before we go jumping to that conclusion, it’s probably best to first turn those accusations inward. Because until you learn these basics, there’s a good chance she’s going to run out of excuses and just fake her own death to avoid your dong.
Links Around the World
- The Redneck rocket launcher (Turd Ferguson Blog)
- Funny photos taken at just the right moment (Think Nice)
- I want one of these for Christmas (Found Shit)
- Grumpy Cat meets Angry Cat (Eat Liver)
- 40 funny animal pictures (Izismile)
- Dancing with turkey on head (Attack Of The GIF)
- As a child I was proficient at this instrument (Haha Stop)
- Angry Cat hates Christmas (Dump A Day)
- Attention whoring (Demotivationals 4 U)
45 lessons life taught me
This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!!
Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio .
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I’ve ever written.
My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short – enjoy it.
