Extremely Scary Ghost Elevator Prank in Brazil
Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”
Son:”Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later … Read more…
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don’t exist. He’s busy vacuuming now.
Armed robbery in the Jhb CBD today- Sat 16 Nov 2013. Info to Crime Line SMS 32211
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. Read more…
Volvo Trucks – The Epic Split feat. Van Damme