A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. “What happened to your feet?” his wife asked. “I had a childhood disease called Tolio.”
“Don’t you mean polio?” … “No, tolio, it only affects the toes.”
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View
restaurant, because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the
cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.
10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet
for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant,
because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was
good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute guys.
There is a simple reason why leggings should not be worn as pants, especially if they’re opaque: They are supposed to be underwear. Just like tights, leggings emphasise your body parts and expose things that nobody should see!
It appears that for some migraine-sufferers, pain relief might just be an orgasm away. According to researchers at the University of Munster in Germany, people report that having sex significantly reduces pain associated with migraine headaches.
“There’s a [portion] of patients with migraines who experience relief from a migraine attack by sexual activity,” said study researcher Stefan Evers, a neurologist and headache specialist at the University of Münster in Germany.The researchers aren’t sure why this happens, but hypothesize that the rush of endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers, during sex may numb the pain of migraines.