A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ? Wife : This is a robot i bought to have sex with
when you are traveling….
Husband : Okay.. Lets have sex now….
Wife : No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and
make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the Read more…
1. A girl who visits you without an appointment=off side
2.One night stand= free kick
3. Sex without a condom= in direct kick
4.unplanned pregnancy= relegation
5.condom=goal keeper Read more…
Beautiful Lingerie and Beautiful Girls Are a Killer Combo
God put women on this Earth so that can walk around and make men all hot and bothered. He gave them breasts and booty. Here are this weeks Hotties of the Day.
Los Angeles – The Queen of reality gave us another dose of her dieting success.
Since the birth of her daughter North, Kim Kardashian proved her dieting resolutions where taking effect as she posted a revealing photo to her Instagram profile showing off her well-rounded backside and some side-boob in a white one-piece