Armed robbery in the Jhb CBD today- Sat 16 Nov 2013. Info to Crime Line SMS 32211
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. Read more…
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A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife in unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry’s bar?”
Hottie of the day Keyshia Dior is a Jamaican born glamour model and an actress.Also known as Keyshia Ka’Oir, she first made a name for herself as a celebrity stylist, working with a wide variety of musicians, actors, and athletes.On top of all that, she also has a fantastic body!
1. Have sex in a public place – but be discreet. The last thing you want to do when you phone for bail is explain why you got arrested in the first place. Find a quiet spot in the mountains, from where you can see people approaching in all directions. Or slip into your hotel swimming pool at night, find a sheltered spot on the beach far away from the maddening crowds, or hey – pop into restaurant toilets or your office lift for a quickie.
The rush you get from anticipating being caught in the act is likely to lead to a passionate all-nighter.