A french man visit Africa for a week and get himself a prostitute for whole week, he promised to pay when he leaves the country(South Africa), the day he leaves he asked her to escort him to the airport where he paid her in dollar$, when he enter the plane’s door he waved at her laughed, “La dollar la fake” and the lady waved back with smile “La kuku(pussy) la Aids”  he fainted.  don’t laugh alone just pass it to another friends

1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense

2.  Do not put on too much make up, you end up looking like you came out of the make-up factory.

3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath

4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there’s a reason why they sell nail polish remover.

5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother.

6. Do not do artificial nails that makes you look like a drag queen, simple is always sexy.

7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in public is a hell-to-the-no!

8. Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to. Read more…

A teacher said ” I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be sataday” Quiz: On which day did the teacher say this?