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You already know what today is..

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Two freshman philosophy students see the following bulletin posted on the wall of their lecture hall:
Crash Course in Logical Assumptions
Saturday, September 26, 1998, All Day
Neither of them knows what it means and they are both curious. The pair decide to find the professor and ask some questions. When they locate the professor’s office, the bolder of the two enters the building while the other remains outside.

Student: "Uh…Sir..What does Crash Course in Logical Assumptions mean?"
Professor: "Well, it involves taking information that you have, forming assumptions using logic, and then creating new information. Let me try to answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?"

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Ladies with thunder thighs can also have “piano legs”, or they can sport an “ocean of butter”, or whatnot.

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DENVER — A female passenger caused quite a scene at Denver International Airport Tuesday after she was caught smoking in the terminal.

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