Prostitutes in Lusaka’s Kanyama, John Laing, Chawama and Kalingalinga compounds offered themselves free of charge to every Jim and Jack as part of their celebration after Zambia beat Ghana 1-0 at the Nations Cup on Wednesday.
A check by The Independent Post at nightclubs such as Kanyama’s Kanchembele and Chine Chikayeba found long queues of men waiting to have sex with a limited number of prostitutes.
A single prostitute served nearly 11 men and there were more than 200 men wanting to celebrate Zambia’s first qualification to the Africa Cup final since 1994 in style.
Beautiful women… You have to love them. Hell, even other women have to love them.
At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper.
She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"
Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy ‘I’m gonna eat your pussy today!"
For those of you that have dated different races, whats your favorite kind of vag?
Politicians have very tough job. They have to solve a lot of very difficult problems, so there is no time to sleep. They have nothing else to do but to sleep at the meetings.
What a major douche! Give anyone a microphone and a pair of high heels and they’re the next big star. Even singing with the mic backwards